Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5" affordable dual-density dildo review
I'm damned if I don't smack a toxic jelly dildo out of someone's hands at some point in my life....
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Uberrime Deep Diver Glow-in-the-Dark Silicone Tentacle Dildo Review
The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider's Tentacle....
Uberrime Helios Sun God textured dildo review
My first dildo from Uberrime wasn't the Helios, but the story begins the same way: it almost too pretty to...
BS Atelier Max Poly Pride striped silicone dildo review
How I wish I could gift my 2012 self a BS Atelier Max dildo! Back when I was popular on...
3 of My First Sex Toys (and Better Alternatives I Should Have Gotten Instead)
"Health care gadgets," read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid...
Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come...
Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira / Luxe Mio review
The Temptasia Elvira is one of the best, budget-friendly body-safe dildos. Its silicone is buttery-smooth with very little drag, it's...
Tantus Tsunami review: ridged dildo with bullet cavity
I've lately been spoiled with one fantastic sex toy after another; the Tantus Tsunami is a total grand slam. I'm in love....
Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1 Freedom Review: Rainbow Striped Dildo
Have you ever wanted a rainbow-striped dildo? Of course, you have! Blush Novelties' Avant series is so full of, "fuck yeah!"...