Topped Toys Hilt 75 & Cetos 90 Review: Huge Silicone Dildos
I feel like I've gone Super Saiyan with all the sighing and screaming. I thought I was done expanding my...
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Twijoy Night Review: Spinning & Sucking Penis Stroker
“Human vaginas don’t typically move like that [toy does], though you could pick me up and spin me. I’m lightweight...
Top 9 Stainless Steel Dildos, Ranked (njoy, L'Acier, Le Wand)
The intensity of metal dildos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “missiles”...
Review: Dee’s Big Daddies Drake XXXL Dragon & Davy Tentacle Dildo
“Demonstration?” requested a comment on a video where I held the Dee’s Big Daddies Drake XXXL. There would be both...
FUN FACTORY VIM Review: best, rumbliest cordless wand
My VIM guest review on the FUN FACTORY USA blog is now live! Upon turning on [this] wand, I only thought...
L'Acier Reverb review: steel vibrator for hands-free orgasm
“Oh, my Goddddd. What is happening? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cumming not too long after inserting...
Dee's Big Daddies: Dante, Duke, Danny huge dildo reviews
More adventures of a compact, high-capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub's titles and Nars’ makeup names conjure...
Zumio I Review + Comparison: Zumio X vs. S. vs. E. vs. I oscillators
Broad wand vibrators can be held against a cheek for next-level blowjobs. Firm, pinpoint oscillators can be held between the...
Uberrime Fascinus, Bound 2.0 XL, and Selene dildo review
We’re going MAGICALLY MAXIMALIST and FULL FRILLS with these Uberrime dildos. As always, expect magic and mythos from Uberrime dildos...