Best Bullet Vibrators: Tango X vs. Swan Maximum, Je Joue, and More!
Browse the bold bullets that shake up my pleasure pathways. “Does it get me off?” isn’t the metric here —...
Overwhelmingly Intense
Y2K Rainbows: An Iridescent Glass Plug & Curved Pastel Dildo
This gleaming glass dildo turned my friend on to harder massagers for years to come. And equally aesthetically alluring is this...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FUN FACTORY: Playfully Luxurious Toy Company Turns 27!
Happy 27th birthday, FUN FACTORY! It’s been about 9 years since this Germany-based luxury sex toy company stole my heart....
Rose Sex Toy Guide: Air Pulses, Colors, Variants, Plugs, and More!
The elegantly discreet Rose sex toy is here to stay. “Roses are a pervasive symbol of love. That makes it...
Velvet Thruster Prime Self-Thrusting Dildo Comparison: A Detailed Guide & Ranking!
The Velvet Thruster Prime seriously feels like an instant dopamine dispenser. And many of its modular attachments leave me drooling...
Velvet Thruster Prime Edward Self-Thrusting Dildo Review + 5 Reasons to Love It!
Could it be?! Perfection in sex toy form? A longer, curved Velvet Thruster handheld fucking machine, explicitly built for deep...
Topped Toys Hilt 75 & Cetos 90 Review: Huge Silicone Dildos
I feel like I've gone Super Saiyan with all the sighing and screaming. I thought I was done expanding my...
Twijoy Night Review: Spinning & Sucking Penis Stroker
“Human vaginas don’t typically move like that [toy does], though you could pick me up and spin me. I’m lightweight...
Top 9 Stainless Steel Dildos, Ranked (njoy, L'Acier, Le Wand)
The intensity of metal dildos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “missiles”...