Blush Novelties Realm Drago and Draken sword dildo review
I've accepted it at this point: I cannot and will not ever do justice to the Blush Realm sword dildo...
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These reviews are for body-safe sex toys that a.) I really like a lot and think you'd get a lot of bang for your buck OR b.) are solid body-safe and budget-friendly basics that I think are a good place to start. Occasionally, I'll announce sex toy sales here, too!
Hot Octopuss Digit rumbly finger vibrator & Jett penis vibrator review
Some may find this review blasphemous. Others may consider it par with Upworthy-style clickbait. What I'm about to tell you...
BMS Factory Pillow Talk Cheeky Rumbly Rechargeable Wand Vibrator Review
The rumble of BMS Factory's Pillow Talk Sassy ruined practically all other G‑spot vibrators for me— even outperforming the renowned...
Uberrime Sensi Squishy Silicone Dildo & Vaginal Plug Review
I both am AND am not proud of how often people find my blog by Googling something like "huge butt...
Mini-Reviews: Dame Kip & BMS Mini Swan Rose
Some days, I'm lazy with masturbation and want a clit vibe through my panties. Conveniently, bullets like the Dame Kip...
Uberrime Dildos mini-reviews: Dragon Claw, Splendid Large, and Amo
There are few things in this world I love collecting more than glossy, hand-marbled silicone dildos. Here are three by...
Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5" affordable dual-density dildo review
I'm damned if I don't smack a toxic jelly dildo out of someone's hands at some point in my life....
LELO Mona 2 luxury G-spot vibrator review (plus comparison to an affordable alternative)
You probably don't need an introduction to LELO. They were once revered as the luxury "it" brand, and I understand why....
10 Travel-Friendly Sex Toys That Discreetly Fit in a Sunglasses Case
As much as I love my gigantic dildos, they're not the most practical toys to take with me when I'm...