Review: L'Acier Capo and Slide stainless steel vibrators
I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.”...
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Review: Ursula Tentacle Dildo & Mr. Moonlight Dual-Density Dildo From Laphwing
Did I choose these pretty dildos solely to match my galaxy bayonet? Yes. Do they feel as good as they...
Snail Vibe powerful rabbit vibrator review
Disappointment set at the moment I inserted the Snail Vibe. It’s like getting a hotel room for a hookup and...
Review: Bombex Butterfly and Desire air pulse vibrators
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!”...
CHRISTMAS 2021 THROWBACK: flavored lube, penis strokers & plugs
Among the perks of the sex blogger life: gift boxes from business partners! <3 This holiday season, XOXTOYS.ca sent me...
Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped...
Review: Uberrime Flora, Hankey's Toys Davy's Tendrils, Uberrime Teuthida fantasy dildos
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo —...
RELAUNCH: Velvet Thruster Nanci Prime (FKA Abbey) & Teddy GS
The future of fucking is here with the Velvet Thruster! With so many new high-tech sex toys, how do you...
Pipedream Icicles No. 39 & 87 Glass Dildo Review
Glass dildos make eye-catching display pieces. It’s hard not to drool over the Pipedream Icicles No. 39 and 87’s light-reflecting,...