L'Acier Reverb review: steel vibrator for hands-free orgasm
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Dee's Big Daddies: Dante, Duke, Danny huge dildo reviews
More adventures of a compact, high-capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub's titles and Nars’ makeup names conjure...
Review: Tantus Hookah & Duchess dual-density dildo
Tantus’s recent renaissance feels surreal to me — fitting of the three years since the COVID pandemic started. The company...
Uberrime Fascinus, Bound 2.0 XL, and Selene dildo review
We’re going MAGICALLY MAXIMALIST and FULL FRILLS with these Uberrime dildos. As always, expect magic and mythos from Uberrime dildos...
Review: Uberrime Anurian dildo bigger than soda can + Oxballs Honcho
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The...
Ejaculating Dildos: POP by Tantus vs. Strap-On-Me Comparison
Cum play has been alluring practically forever, but body-safe ejaculating dildos and jizz lube are relatively new. It’s easy to take...
Review: Anal Adventures Matrix & b-Vibe Vibrating Jewels plugs
“it's only sodomy if it's from the sodom and gomorrah region of mesopotamia, otherwise it's just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3...
Je Joue Hera vs. Hera Flex G-spot rabbit vibrator review
Rabbit vibrators are a blursed sex toy category — a simultaneous blessing and curse. Their emphasis on clitoral stimulation, on...
Review: Uberrime Amante and Divo + Squarepegtoys Nathan
Is it a drool-inducing, ecstatic experience, or is it merely passable as meat? The art of silicone dildo firmness is...