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B-Vibe Rimming Plug 2 review: vibrating butt plug with spinning beads
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"Green" beauty and personal care products are in vogue now, but Hathor, the company behind SUTIL lube, has had green...
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Velvet Thruster review: POWERFUL, portable fucking machine & self-thrusting dildo
I'm so lazy in bed that I don't even take my pants off to use clit vibes. My spoiled disposition...
B-Vibe Snug Plug 3 Medium weighted silicone butt plug review
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Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come...
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The njoy Pure Plug Large's perfection is part of the reason I seldom do butt plug reviews. Until I try...