Zalo Marie Rococo-themed G-spot vibrator review
Everything about Zalo's vibrators and their Versailles-inspired presentation embodies "extra." Not least, the Zalo Marie's ornate box almost looks like there...
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Uberrime Deep Diver Glow-in-the-Dark Silicone Tentacle Dildo Review
The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider's Tentacle....
Cal Exotics Impulse intimate electrostimulation / e-stim vibrator review
"Hey, I want your thoughts on this vibrator's safety warnings list," I messaged a friend. "I don't know where this...
Vixen Creations VixSkin Gambler review: HUGE dildo fatter than soda can
I've compared the stout and labor-like-scream-inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is "only" comparable to...
BS Atelier Max Poly Pride striped silicone dildo review
How I wish I could gift my 2012 self a BS Atelier Max dildo! Back when I was popular on...
Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come...
Pretty Love Dylan "Come Hither" rabbit review
When it comes to sex toys, I'm always starry-eyed and swayed easily by the new and novel. Maybe to a...
MysteryVibe Crescendo Bluetooth Customizable Vibrator Review
Reviewing this vibrator brings me all the remorse of hooking up with an ex, and more. In 2016, I fell for...
Fun Factory Stronic Real self-thrusting pulsator review
Some sex toys are so good that I struggle to write more than, "This toy is amazing. Buy it. You...