Uberrime Deep Diver Glow-in-the-Dark Silicone Tentacle Dildo Review
The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider’s Tentacle....
Dildos
Reviews of the best dildos for G-spot, A-spot, and cervical stimulation… plus honest reviews if a dildo I try isn’t great. All of the sex toys throughout Super Smash Cache are made of body-safe materials like silicone, glass, and metal.
Cal Exotics Impulse intimate electrostimulation / e-stim vibrator review
“Hey, I want your thoughts on this vibrator’s safety warnings list,” I messaged a friend. “I don’t know where this...
Desirables Dalia porcelain G-spot dildo review
Centuries from now, archaeologists will excavate my tomb and find sex toys. Thousands of sex toys— some entirely intact. My...
Vixen Creations VixSkin Gambler review: HUGE dildo fatter than soda can
I’ve compared the stout and labor-like-scream-inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is “only” comparable to...
Uberrime Xenuphora Tentacle Fantasy Dildo Review
It’s one thing to say that I enjoy vertical textures. It’s another to come via the twisting motion alone or to feel...
Uberrime Helios Sun God textured dildo review
My first dildo from Uberrime wasn’t the Helios, but the story begins the same way: it almost too pretty to...
BS Atelier Max Poly Pride striped silicone dildo review
How I wish I could gift my 2012 self a BS Atelier Max dildo! Back when I was popular on...
Review: Cybersaur Large by Frisky Beast / Twin Tail
If you’re using the Frisky Beast Cybersaur solo and you have a penchant for cervical orgasms, you may want to...
Velvet Thruster review: POWERFUL, portable fucking machine & self-thrusting dildo
I’m so lazy in bed that I don’t even take my pants off to use clit vibes. My spoiled disposition...