Choosing the Best Anal Toys (for Beginner & Intermediate Play)
My vagina is size royalty, but my butt is a plug plebeian. Even if I hadn't mentioned that before in a review, you might have noticed my relative lack of…
Category: Dildos
Selfdelve Veggie Dildo Reviews: Eggplant, Curved Cucumber, Fly Agaric Mushroom, and Pepper
There's no shortage of phallic fruits and vegetables. Perhaps the most obvious example is ubiquitous recognition of the euphemistic eggplant emoji. Unfortunately, the grocery store isn't the best place to…
10 A-Spotty Dildos For Deep Penetration and Cervix Massage
Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornices Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms from deep penetration feel like potent hits of oxytocin —…
Blush Novelties Realm Drago and Draken sword dildo review
I've accepted it at this point: I cannot and will not ever do justice to the Blush Realm sword dildo collection. I'm not a fantasy geek at all, despite wanting…
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njoy Fun Wand stainless steel S-curved dildo review
I love everything I have ever tried by njoy. I'd be content if the njoy Eleven were the only sex toy I ever used for the rest of my life. The…
SelfDelve Aubergine / Eggplant girthy silicone dildo review
"The eggplant agrees: it's REALLY starting to feel like summer," I wrote in an Instagram caption. After all, the only thing more delightful than an eggplant-shaped dildo is one that…
Mini-Reviews: Velvet Thruster Teddy, Maia Max/Monroe, & Vixskin Colossus
The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual power tool's self-thrusting mechanism boasts up to 140 thrusts per…
Uberrime Sensi squishy silicone dildo & vaginal plug review
I both am AND am not proud of how often people find my blog by Googling something like "huge butt plug used in pussy" and landing on my Tantus Ringo…
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njoy Eleven 2.75 lb stainless steel dildo review
My reunion with my toy suitcase wouldn't have been complete without kissing my njoy Eleven and sobbing. "I'll never leave you again. Be with me. I want to be buried…
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Zalo Sweet Magic Desire thrusting dildo and Temptation bullet review
I can't just use my power drill-sounding fucking machine whenever I want. One week, I'm living with my boyfriend, and the next, I'm in an Airbnb with a stranger and…
Uberrime Dildos mini-reviews: Dragon Claw, Splendid Large, and Amo
There are few things in this world I love collecting more than glossy, hand-marbled silicone dildos. Here are three by Uberrime Dildos that give me heart-eyes-emoji feels every time I…
Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5" affordable dual-density dildo review
I'm damned if I don't smack a toxic jelly dildo out of someone's hands at some point in my life. Friends don't let friends settle for that shit. That hypothetical "someone's"…