My 2019 read like the premise for a Netflix Original sitcom: the trials and tribulations of a nomadic sex toy review blogger. For extra spice, throw in: The instability of my living situation gave some business partners a chuckle. "Oh,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 23, 2019
· Last modified March 11, 2024
In the current gig economy, you've probably heard Millennial femme friends joke about sugar babying, financial domination, or selling used panties to pay off student loans. Or just for extra spending money. It's not a myth— there's no shortage of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 20, 2019
· Last modified January 25, 2025
My vagina is size royalty, but my butt is a plug plebeian. Even if I hadn't mentioned that before in a review, you might have noticed my relative lack of posts about anal play. It's not because I haven't put toys…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 18, 2019
· Last modified March 11, 2024
SEX BLOGGING COMES WITH PERKS LIKE JACKING OFF FOR WORK, BUT DOWNSIDES LIKE TRAVEL LIMITATIONS. THE RIGHT TO BUY SEX TOYS IS ONE THAT I ADMITTEDLY TAKE FOR GRANTED. It's not a minor privilege. Without dildos, I couldn't effectively massage…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 30, 2019
· Last modified January 21, 2025
Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornices Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms from deep penetration feel like potent hits of oxytocin — heart-eyes emojis and implosions far more full-bodied than clitoral or…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 21, 2019
· Last modified March 12, 2024
Given a long enough timeline, practically every straight dude I've been with has asked me for: an FFM threesome, especially with one of my (unspecified) cis female friends butt stuff, but with only me receiving My response to the former used…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 8, 2019
· Last modified July 24, 2024
Partnered sex is one of the most complicated things we're expected to teach ourselves. Some parts come naturally, while others are less intuitive at first. Here are some small adjustments in the bedroom that can have an explosive impact. 1.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 14, 2019
· Last modified January 24, 2025
[Content warning: this post contains recollection of sexual assault. If that's a hard topic for you, skip #5.] I wish we talked about chlamydia the way we talk about strep throat. It's not the infection that terrifies people — a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 12, 2019
· Last modified January 24, 2025
ANY SEX TOY CAN BE A COUPLE'S TOY IF YOU USE IT WITH A PARTNER. Some toys, though, are more convenient to combine with particular partnered activities than others. These are my top picks, from a mostly vanilla standpoint (kinkier…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 13, 2018
· Last modified January 24, 2025
As much as I love my gigantic dildos, they're not the most practical toys to take with me when I'm on-the-go or visiting family. Sometimes, I have only a backpack to fit my belongings in for the week. I'm an adult,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 27, 2018
· Last modified September 19, 2023
Back in 2018, I had the freedom to display what I (at the time thought) was a metric fuckton of toys. Times have changed a lot: I have way more now! But I have fond memories of the built-in bookshelf…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 17, 2018
· Last modified January 24, 2025
American cock vs. European cock: have you ever wondered the difference? Or had aspirations to travel the world and, maybe in the process, hook up with lovers of different cultural backgrounds? If you're an in the U.S., you might (depending on the…