Review: VUSH Myth G-spot vibrator & Rose 2 bullet
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some...
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Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped...
Review: Uberrime Flora, Hankey's Toys Davy's Tendrils, Uberrime Teuthida fantasy dildos
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo —...
Pipedream Icicles No. 39 & 87 Glass Dildo Review
Glass dildos make eye-catching display pieces. It’s hard not to drool over the Pipedream Icicles No. 39 and 87’s light-reflecting,...
Fun Factory Tiger G5 Ribbed G-Spot Vibrator Review
Welcome to another review where I wish I could just leave it at "AAAAAA." It’s hard to top the Fun...
Review & FAQ: Tantaly Cecilia Sex Doll Torso
Imagine a sitcom-like laugh track in the background as my boyfriend and I unboxed Tantaly's Cecilia sex doll. Rather, I...
California Dreaming Santa Cruz Coaster thruster review
BIG NEWS: I've found The One. No, I'm not getting married, but I'm just as star-crossed to have discovered my rabbit...
Review: Cal Exotics Slay Thrust Me, Charm Me, and Arouse Me
One of these California Exotics Slay mini-vibes gave me 27 orgasms in one session — but the other two belong...
Pris Toys Sentinel review: HUGE dildo bigger than soda can
Stack two [soda cans], and that's about the size of the Pris Toys Sentinel. Yep, I've made it my job...