Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom review: remote control egg vibrator
Pink Punch Planet promises an otherworldly experience — and their Sunset Mushroom remote control vibrator delivers retro-futuristic immersion in a...
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More adventures of a compact, high-capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub's titles and Nars’ makeup names conjure...
Uberrime Fascinus, Bound 2.0 XL, and Selene dildo review
We’re going MAGICALLY MAXIMALIST and FULL FRILLS with these Uberrime dildos. As always, expect magic and mythos from Uberrime dildos...
CLITMAS SPOTLIGHT: XL Sammie Prime thruster, clitoris ornaments, and more!
Here's how Velvet Thruster and I celebrated Christmas 2022. We gifted sex toys (girthy goodies for the maybe not-so-good) sex-positive...
Top 7 La Boutique Voila Sex Toys, Ranked!
Meet The Thruster's younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all...
3 Types of Submissives Who LOVE Cock Cages!
Why male chastity is more versatile than you might think “I want to drink cum out of your ass with...
Blush Temptasia Trixie vs. Velvet Thruster Teddy GS Self-Thrusting Dildo Comparison
Remember that G‑spotty Velvet Thruster dildo attachment I helped design in 2019? (Of course, you do; there’s an old picture...
LELO Smart Wand 2 Large wand vibrator review
The LELO Smart Wand Large 2 is one of the rumbliest rechargeable wands I’ve ever tried. Purely vibration frequency-wise, it’s...
Review: LELO Elise 2 Dual Motor Luxury Vibrator
The LELO Elise 2 vibrator reminds me of a more idyllic time for LELO — before the likes of the...