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I love everything about Uberrime's dual-density dildo line! With a plethora of sizes, skin tones, and uncut heads, there's plenty...
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Despite its average-sounding name, Mr. Hankey's Topher Michels medium dildo is anything but that. Don't be fooled: with a 2.68" diameter...
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The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual...