KinkyPop Toys Thexomite Dildo Review: thick, INTENSE textures!
This imposing monstrosity is ready to raid your cave. Thexomite's "small" size, standing 7.5" tall and 2.25" wide, is amply armored...
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Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE Uberrime's Maxime dickmatizes me into an alternate state, Googling “visions during intimacy” shortly after...
Pepper Paramour Review: Deep A-Spot & Cervix Massager
I shuddered, “Oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck” in one breath upon inserting the...
Evolved Gyro Vibe Review: WHAM-BAM Thumping Gyrations!
For when you and your partner both feel like bottoming. When I hold the Our Gyro Vibe, its motor jostles...
Pink Punch Dream Bunny Review: Air Pulse Finger Vibe
ENDEARING. AESTHETIC. OVERWHELMING. FORMIDABLE FINGER FLITTING. Is Pink Punch Dream Bunny the “first experience of love,” as the product page...
Review: Uberrime Aveo vs. Splendid Dual-Density Dildos
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING VEINY, SOMETHING BLUE. Uberrime's Aveo and Splendid Large measure a meaty 8” long and 2”...
Review: Double-Stuffing My Pussy With Fun Factory Ryde
Even more adventures of a compact, high-capacity human. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE GETTING DOUBLE-STUFFED? Every time I get convenience...
Why Is This INTENSE Compact Wand So Familiar?
Yes, the EdenFantasys Sleek Power Wand lives up to the "Power" in its name. And yes, you might have seen...
BMS PalmPower vs. Cal Ex Couture POWERFUL Mini-Wands!
PETITE. POWERFUL. INSERTABLE PERVERTABLE? I see you, California Exotics; you're keeping tabs on the competition and releasing your renditions of...