When I reveal that I'm a sex toy reviewer, I sometimes hear variations of "Really?! But you're so quiet/wholesome/[insert another synonym for demure]!" On a bad day, I might clap back, "I'm sorry— I didn't realize that introversion meant not…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 23, 2019
· Last modified March 11, 2024
In the current gig economy, you've probably heard Millennial femme friends joke about sugar babying, financial domination, or selling used panties to pay off student loans. Or just for extra spending money. It's not a myth— there's no shortage of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 25, 2019
· Last modified March 12, 2024
An escort's job is to make fantasies happen, immersing clients in the experience. It often goes beyond physical gratification to include psychological captivation and emotional comfort. And for that, I have mad respect for their skill sets. Here are four…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 21, 2019
· Last modified March 12, 2024
Given a long enough timeline, practically every straight dude I've been with has asked me for: an FFM threesome, especially with one of my (unspecified) cis female friends butt stuff, but with only me receiving My response to the former used…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 14, 2019
· Last modified January 24, 2025
[Content warning: this post contains recollection of sexual assault. If that's a hard topic for you, skip #5.] I wish we talked about chlamydia the way we talk about strep throat. It's not the infection that terrifies people — a…