HOW FREAKING CUTE is this Pearl 2 seashell panty vibe by Honey Play Box?

Microdosing Botticelli's Venus by wear­ing this shell-​shaped Bluetooth panty vibrator.

Honey Play Box's Pearl 2 is one of the cutest remote con­trol vibra­tors I've ever tried — com­plete with iri­des­cent pearly pink pig­ment mixed into the white silicone.

It comes in pur­ple, too, but let's be real: the white seashell ver­sion makes me want to put on lin­gerie, high­light the fuck out of my cheek­bones, and pre­tend I'm in a painting.

Pearl 2's main draw comes down to five features:

1. It's pret­ty as fuck
2. It's pointy for focus­ing vibrations
3. It's petite
4. It's Bluetooth compatible
5. It's afford­able

Pearl 2 vs. Other Panty Vibrators

Honestly, if I didn't already have hel­la oth­er panty vibra­tors, I prob­a­bly would have bought — and cher­ished — the Honey Play Box Pearl 2.

But because I've tried so many oth­ers, I can say my top remote con­trol vibra­tor picks would be:

• Lovense's Lush 4 for inter­nal inten­si­ty and fast charg­ing — 5 min­utes of charg­ing gets you 1 up to 1 hour of playtime
• We-Vibe's Jive 2 for the rumble
• Honey Play Box's Pearl 2 because it's cute and cost-effective

Yeah, there's no deny­ing that the biggest sex tech names like We-​Vibe and Lovense offer rum­bli­er vibra­tions. If you need some­thing intense, stop read­ing now; Honey Play Box's Pearl 2 isn't for you.

However, I can't com­plain when Pearl 2 is a frac­tion of the cost and con­sid­ers con­tours just as much as raw motor mag­ni­tude. I'm swayed because it's freak­ing pret­ty, and I can admit that.

The slim sil­hou­ette slips dis­creet­ly into one's under­wear gus­set, for wear­ing or for grind­ing and rid­ing. Or cup it in your hand if you'd rather lie on your back.

Pearl 2 Measurements & Specs

One but­ton turns the vibra­tor on and lets you cycle through the set­tings — 3 steady speeds and 9 patterns.

Only the first pat­tern is con­sis­tent enough to do much for me, but of course, you and your part­ner can cus­tomize the expe­ri­ence with vibra­tions that pulse and sync to sound.

Read more about the Honey Play Box app in my Oly review. The main things you need to know?

• Honey Play Box's remote con­trol vibra­tors have many of the fea­tures that make sex tech fun — music sync­ing, ambi­ent sound sen­sors, and of course, speed con­trol via smartphone
• They're ade­quate­ly pow­ered rel­a­tive to size and price — Oly and Oly 2 are a bit bulki­er but brazen, as far as remote con­trol plugs go
• But the down­side is that some­times, the sig­nal skips or stalls. If the occa­sion­al lapse in remote con­trol con­nec­tiv­i­ty would both­er you, save up. Buy once and cry once.

For my per­son­al pref­er­ences, Honey Play Box's Bluetooth panty vibra­tors are still reli­able enough.

Nowadays, I appre­ci­ate a gen­tle vibra­tor, but your mileage may vary.

I have no pre­tense that this itty-​bitty cutie-​patootie is pow­er­ful. It's a bit stronger than VeDO's buzzy-​as-​fuck Bam Mini bul­let, and still strong enough to get me off, main­ly because:

1. The apex con­cen­trates cli­toral vibrations
2. The scal­loped edges can slide against the clit, too, with or with­out the motor turned on
3. It's pointy and hard, apply­ing pres­sure on my pussy

In oth­er words, if you need your external-​only vibra­tor to:

• Deliver deep vibra­tions that shake your inter­nal clitoris
• Be the most reli­able in terms of app connectivity
• Be soft and squishy for your comfort

…then Pearl 2 isn't for you.

But if you want a panty vibra­tor that…

• Is com­pact and lightweight
• Has dain­ty but decent vibra­tions for the size
• Looks lux­u­ri­ous with­out the lux­u­ry price tag

…you might like Pearl 2. I know, I know: I've been harsh­er in the past about the Vibease — anoth­er, sim­i­lar­ly gen­tle panty vibra­tor that maybe didn't deserve the snark.

Maybe it did at the price, but it was rev­o­lu­tion­ary for its time. Wearable remote-​control vibra­tors used to be so few and far between that you'd have to spend big bucks to get some­thing decent.

Not any­more.

That brings me to my bias: Pearl 2 is real­ly fuck­ing cute. Its shape is humpable. And it's budget-​friendly. And it gets me off plen­ty. And it's full of frills and features.

Most impor­tant­ly, Honey Play Box's Pearl 2 panty vibra­tor is fun. It is for me.

I wouldn't rank it high­est for hav­ing a good motor or app — but it would still be a notable editor's pick. I'm a suck­er for the seashell shape. And Pearl 2 brings the buzz and beau­ty that would have been opu­lent in eras past.

This review was spon­sored! Want to spot­light your busi­ness here? See my past spon­sored posts, per­son­al code of con­duct, and col­lab­o­ra­tion poli­cies.