by Super Smash Cache · Published February 10, 2018 · Last modified January 25, 2025
Sometimes, it feels like everyone loves the Hitachi Magic Wand Original except me. "May I introduce you to the Hitachi?" "You NEED a Hitachi!" "It's the Cadillac of Vibrators!" "It can make anyone orgasm!" I'll be the combo-breaker and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 1, 2018 · Last modified May 24, 2025
The Vixen Creations Randy is my personal, penetrative analog of being strapped to a Hitachi and forced to orgasm uncontrollably as torture. This fat dildo's maximum diameter is 2.25", about the same diameter as the top face of a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 9, 2018 · Last modified July 5, 2023
The Marvelous Flicker was rumbly for the price, and the most notable of California Exotics' Mini Marvels line of rechargeable silicone mini-vibes. I was drawn to its tongue-shaped body, pointy tip, and targeted vibrations. This tongue vibrator is petite,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 26, 2017 · Last modified July 28, 2024
It's not hard to find an affordable and non-porous vibrator, but your options dwindle when you add "big" or "girthy" to the list of qualifiers. Big insertable vibrators usually have one of the following drawbacks: The Sinclair Select Inspire…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 1, 2017 · Last modified April 28, 2024
Every time I hear the question, "Have you tried The Rabbit Vibrator?" a tiny part of me eyerolls. For one, when people say, "THE Rabbit," they're usually talking about the one infamously featured on Sex and the City. It uses porous…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 24, 2016 · Last modified July 24, 2024
It's no mystery that I love VixSkin's orgasm-inducing voodoo. Back in the day, my rave review of Vixen Creations' VixSkin Johnny was the most popular post on my blog. Sizing up and making the straight-shafted, 2" thick Outlaw dildo my…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 19, 2016 · Last modified July 24, 2024
Ever wanted to insert the Magic Wand? Yes? The Swan Wand will be a sweet treat for you — not only boasting Hitachi-level earthquake power, but also boasting a 2" thick head. One end delivers broad external stimulation or…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 2, 2016 · Last modified August 11, 2023
On paper, the Je Joue Uma looked like everything I was looking for. The Je Joue Uma has many hallmarks of a versatile toy. It has a bulging, gentle curve that can hit internal erogenous zones but won't snag on…
![[Image: Bodywand Midnight corded vibrator]](https://supersmashcache.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Bodywand-e1515092001278-520x245.jpg "Bodywand Midnight review: powerful wand vibrator with dial control 9")
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 24, 2015 · Last modified August 11, 2023
Wand-style vibrators are for power queens. Could my clitoral constitution withstand the delicious devastation promised to me? In 2015, I tried the Bodywand for the first time — intimidated by its power but assured by its gradual dial control.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 25, 2015 · Last modified July 28, 2024
The versatility covers all bases for me. It's delicious for quickies and long sessions alike. It's like when you're relishing a meal and move from appetizer to main course to dessert and think, "Damn, any one of those dishes would have hit the spot on its own, but the meal is so elevated as a whole because everything adds on to everything else and synergizes."
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 20, 2015 · Last modified June 7, 2025
When trying out another dildo I like, I ask myself: would saying that I love that other toy, be fair to the Johnny? The answer is rarely ever "yes."
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 16, 2015 · Last modified July 24, 2024
The Crystal Delights Crystal Twist stands proudly on display when I have friends over. I have no shame. Between its unorthodoxly sexy curves and iridescent gleam, it's not hard to tell why I flaunt it as one part trophy, part…