by Super Smash Cache · Published November 17, 2019 · Last modified July 23, 2024
There's no shortage of phallic fruits and vegetables. Perhaps the most obvious example is ubiquitous recognition of the euphemistic eggplant emoji. Unfortunately, the grocery store isn't the best place to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 30, 2019 · Last modified July 23, 2024
Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornices Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms from deep penetration feel like potent hits of oxytocin —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 5, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
I've accepted it at this point: I cannot and will not ever do justice to the Blush Realm sword dildo collection. I'm not a fantasy geek at all, despite wanting…
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by Super Smash Cache · Published August 13, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
I love everything I have ever tried by njoy. I'd be content if the njoy Eleven were the only sex toy I ever used for the rest of my life. The…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 23, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
"The eggplant agrees: it's REALLY starting to feel like summer," I wrote in an Instagram caption. After all, the only thing more delightful than an eggplant-shaped dildo is one that…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 14, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual power tool's self-thrusting mechanism boasts up to 140 thrusts per…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 30, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
I both am AND am not proud of how often people find my blog by Googling something like "huge butt plug used in pussy" and landing on my Tantus Ringo…
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by Super Smash Cache · Published May 17, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
My reunion with my toy suitcase wouldn't have been complete without kissing my njoy Eleven and sobbing. "I'll never leave you again. Be with me. I want to be buried…
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by Super Smash Cache · Published April 26, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
I can't just use my power drill-sounding fucking machine whenever I want. One week, I'm living with my boyfriend, and the next, I'm in an Airbnb with a stranger and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 21, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
There are few things in this world I love collecting more than glossy, hand-marbled silicone dildos. Here are three by Uberrime Dildos that give me heart-eyes-emoji feels every time I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 12, 2019 · Last modified July 24, 2024
I'm damned if I don't smack a toxic jelly dildo out of someone's hands at some point in my life. Friends don't let friends settle for that shit. That hypothetical "someone's"…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 28, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I gasped when I tilted the Lumberjill Grace's voluptuous bulge against my G‑spot. The intense pressure of the wood and wicked curves could have made me come right then and…