Review: Uberrime Anurian dildo bigger than soda can + Oxballs Honcho
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The...
Dildos
Reviews of the best dildos for G‑spot, A‑spot, and cervical stimulation… plus honest reviews if a dildo I try isn't great. All of the sex toys throughout Super Smash Cache are made of body-safe materials like silicone, glass, and metal.
Top 7 La Boutique Voila Sex Toys, Ranked!
Meet The Thruster's younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all...
Review: Uberrime Aptus 8.5” realistic dildo & Fun Factory Big Boss vibrator
Two top-tier, above-average classic must-haves for dildo devotees with a penchant for profound penetration I go flamingly feral around ovulation...
Ejaculating Dildos: POP by Tantus vs. Strap-On-Me Comparison
Cum play has been alluring practically forever, but body-safe ejaculating dildos and jizz lube are relatively new. It’s easy to take...
Blush Temptasia Trixie vs. Velvet Thruster Teddy GS Self-Thrusting Dildo Comparison
Remember that G‑spotty Velvet Thruster dildo attachment I helped design in 2019? (Of course, you do; there’s an old picture...
Review: Uberrime Amante and Divo + Squarepegtoys Nathan
Is it a drool-inducing, ecstatic experience, or is it merely passable as meat? The art of silicone dildo firmness is...
Review: L'Acier Capo and Slide stainless steel vibrators
I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.”...
Review: Ursula Tentacle Dildo & Mr. Moonlight Dual-Density Dildo From Laphwing
Did I choose these pretty dildos solely to match my galaxy bayonet? Yes. Do they feel as good as they...
Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And...