njoy Pure Wand Review: intense steel G-spot dildo
Before using your Pure Wand, apologize to your neighbors in advance for all the screaming. Have some towels ready, even if you think you can't squirt. Maybe set aside some…
Category: Dildos
Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1 Freedom Review: rainbow striped dildo
Have you ever wanted a rainbow-striped dildo? Of course, you have! Blush Novelties' Avant series is so full of, "fuck yeah!" and the recent Avant Pride continuation gives me even more…
Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft review: steampunk textured dildo
"Am I going to enjoy using it as much as I enjoy looking at it?" is a recurring theme in my reviews. It was a source of procrastination with testing…
Shots Chrystalino Gallant Review: Cobalt Blue Glass A-Spot Dildo
Thanks to rad sex toys like the Chrystalino Gallant, I'm still finding new ways to awaken my sexuality, even 4 years into collecting them. This glass dildo features two swelling bulbs,…
Blush Novelties Avant D4 Review: "Sexy in Pink" Striped Silicone Dildo
The Avant D4 by Blush Novelties is the dildo analog of Marge Simpson's pink Chanel suit: elegant, bold, and a steal for how gorgeous it is. With the voluptuous curves feeling as…
Tantus Ringo review: huge butt plug used vaginally
I'm a 5'0 tall, 110-pound femme who has used dildos with the circumference of a soda can. My enjoyment of huge sex toys is so much more than a Napoleonic "Fuck…
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Review sampler: Jopen Comet Wand, Kinklab Neon Wand, LuzArte Jollet, MyStim Sizzling Simon
2014 was the year of my sexual awakening. It was the year that marked: … my first time trying a vibrator … my first orgasm from breathing and clenching alone…
Shots Chrystalino Champ Review: Cobalt Blue Glass G-Spot Dildo
The Chrystalino Champ is the Jack-of-All-Trades sex toy I wish I had when I was younger. Especially now that I love penetration, I can truly appreciate this sex toy's ability…
Vixen Creations Randy Review: single-density dildo with girth of soda can
The Vixen Creations Randy is my personal, penetrative analog of being strapped to a Hitachi and forced to orgasm uncontrollably as torture. This fat dildo's maximum diameter is 2.25", about…
Vixen Creations VixSkin Outlaw review: huge, realistic silicone dildo
It's no mystery that I love VixSkin's orgasm-inducing voodoo. Back in the day, my rave review of Vixen Creations' VixSkin Johnny was the most popular post on my blog. Sizing up…
VixSkin Johnny review: curved and realistic dual-density dildo
When trying out another dildo I like, I ask myself: would saying that I love that other toy, be fair to the Johnny? The answer is rarely ever "yes."
Crystal Delights Crystal Twist Review: Spiral-Shaped Glass Dildo
The Crystal Delights Crystal Twist stands proudly on display when I have friends over. I have no shame. Between its unorthodoxly sexy curves and iridescent gleam, it's not hard to tell…