by Super Smash Cache · Published June 12, 2018 · Last modified July 24, 2024
I've lately been spoiled with one fantastic sex toy after another; the Tantus Tsunami is a total grand slam. I'm in love. After a rocky (but improving) relationship with textured toys, the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 6, 2018 · Last modified July 24, 2024
Before using your Pure Wand, apologize to your neighbors in advance for all the screaming. Have some towels ready, even if you think you can't squirt. Maybe set aside some…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 20, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
Have you ever wanted a rainbow-striped dildo? Of course, you have! Blush Novelties' Avant series is so full of, "fuck yeah!" and the recent Avant Pride continuation gives me even more…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 17, 2018 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"Am I going to enjoy using it as much as I enjoy looking at it?" is a recurring theme in my reviews. It was a source of procrastination with testing…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 6, 2018 · Last modified August 13, 2023
Thanks to rad sex toys like the Chrystalino Gallant, I'm still finding new ways to awaken my sexuality, even 4 years into collecting them. This glass dildo features two swelling bulbs,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 9, 2018 · Last modified February 5, 2025
The Avant D4 by Blush Novelties is the dildo analog of Marge Simpson's pink Chanel suit: elegant, bold, and a steal for how gorgeous it is. With the voluptuous curves feeling as…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 5, 2018 · Last modified December 5, 2023
I'm a 5'0 tall, 110-pound femme who has used dildos with the circumference of a soda can. My enjoyment of huge sex toys is so much more than a Napoleonic "Fuck…
![[Image: Best 4 Sex Toys of 2014 banner, featuring MyStim Simon, Luzarte Jollet, Neon Wand, and Jopen Comet Wand]](https://i0.wp.com/supersmashcache.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Best-4-Sex-Toys-of-2014-2.png?resize=520%2C245&ssl=1 "Review sampler: Jopen Comet Wand, Kinklab Neon Wand, LuzArte Jollet, MyStim Sizzling Simon 17")
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 24, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
2014 was the year of my sexual awakening. It was the year that marked: … my first time trying a vibrator … my first orgasm from breathing and clenching alone…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 25, 2018 · Last modified December 1, 2024
The Chrystalino Champ is the Jack-of-All-Trades sex toy I wish I had when I was younger. Especially now that I love penetration, I can truly appreciate this sex toy's ability…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 1, 2018 · Last modified July 24, 2024
The Vixen Creations Randy is my personal, penetrative analog of being strapped to a Hitachi and forced to orgasm uncontrollably as torture. This fat dildo's maximum diameter is 2.25", about…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 24, 2016 · Last modified July 24, 2024
It's no mystery that I love VixSkin's orgasm-inducing voodoo. Back in the day, my rave review of Vixen Creations' VixSkin Johnny was the most popular post on my blog. Sizing up…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 20, 2015 · Last modified August 4, 2024
When trying out another dildo I like, I ask myself: would saying that I love that other toy, be fair to the Johnny? The answer is rarely ever "yes."