BS Atelier Max Poly Pride striped silicone dildo review
How I wish I could gift my 2012 self a BS Atelier Max dildo! Back when I was popular on FetLife and internet cucks showered me with gifts and worship,…
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Review: Cybersaur Large by Frisky Beast / Twin Tail
If you're using the Frisky Beast Cybersaur solo and you have a penchant for cervical orgasms, you may want to keep an extra pillow nearby to snuggle afterward. I also…
Velvet Thruster review: POWERFUL, portable fucking machine & self-thrusting dildo
I'm so lazy in bed that I don't even take my pants off to use clit vibes. My spoiled disposition means I'm down for anything that does most of the…
3 of My First Sex Toys (and Better Alternatives I Should Have Gotten Instead)
"Health care gadgets," read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid with a Visa gift card I loaded up because I…
Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come back to earth from heaven. I'd clutch it hissing, "PRECIOUS"…
njoy Pure Plug Large stainless steel plug review
The njoy Pure Plug Large's perfection is the reason I seldom do butt plug reviews. Until I try another plug that's genuinely and amazingly unique, the Pure Plug is on…
Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira / Luxe Mio review
The Temptasia Elvira is one of the best, budget-friendly body-safe dildos. Its silicone is buttery-smooth with very little drag, it's girthy, and the coronal ridge is well-defined. The design is…
Tantus Tsunami review: ridged dildo with bullet cavity
I've lately been spoiled with one fantastic sex toy after another; the Tantus Tsunami is a total grand slam. I'm in love. After a rocky (but improving) relationship with textured toys, the…
njoy Pure Wand Review: intense steel G-spot dildo
Before using your Pure Wand, apologize to your neighbors in advance for all the screaming. Have some towels ready, even if you think you can't squirt. Maybe set aside some…
Blush Novelties Avant Pride P1 Freedom Review: rainbow striped dildo
Have you ever wanted a rainbow-striped dildo? Of course, you have! Blush Novelties' Avant series is so full of, "fuck yeah!" and the recent Avant Pride continuation gives me even more…
Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft review: steampunk textured dildo
"Am I going to enjoy using it as much as I enjoy looking at it?" is a recurring theme in my reviews. It was a source of procrastination with testing…
Shots Chrystalino Gallant Review: Cobalt Blue Glass A-Spot Dildo
Thanks to rad sex toys like the Chrystalino Gallant, I'm still finding new ways to awaken my sexuality, even 4 years into collecting them. This glass dildo features two swelling bulbs,…