“Why is this show­er­head $120, and what can it do that a cheap­er show­er­head can’t?” I scoffed at first.

Then, it only took a few days for the Womanizer Wave to spoil my sensibilities.

The Wave show­er­head by Womanizer allows effort­less con­trol over cli­toral stim­u­la­tion. Massage meets lux­u­ry meets water con­ser­va­tion in this col­lab­o­ra­tion with Hansgrohe, known for high-​end kitchen and bath fixtures.

I had my reser­va­tions but respect­ed the German design powerhouses.

Fast-​forward. I was in my dad’s bath­room, where pink slime encrust­ed his old showerhead's grooves. Using that prob­a­bly def­i­nite­ly wouldn’t be great dur­ing UTI recov­ery, so my increas­ing­ly germa­pho­bic self replaced it with the Womanizer Wave show­er­head I had lying around.

It was sent to me as a sur­prise, and I didn’t care to review it at first.

But now?

Oh, gosh.

I get it.

The slid­er is ide­al for some­one who gets sen­si­tive after orgasm and turns their sex toy inten­si­ty up and down to ride the waves. I so mind­less­ly add 3 or 4 orgasms to my day with every shower.

What Do I Love About Womanizer’s Wave?

IT’S SO NICE to click through the func­tions AND slide to adjust the inten­si­ty with ONE HAND:

• PleasureJet — for focused cli­toral stim­u­la­tion (I call it the “Power Wash” mode.)
• PleasureWhirl — three streams that are still strong but a bit more dif­fuse, sur­round­ing the cli­toral glans
• PowderRain — use it as a reg­u­lar ol’ show­er head, but while con­sum­ing 60% less water

THREE FUNCTIONS AND A SLIDE CONTROL WITH ONE HAND. WITH JUST MY THUMB.

I DON’T HAVE TO PAUSE TO USE MY OTHER HAND TO TURN THE DIAL OR ANYTHING.

I can just suds up with my free hand, unin­ter­rupt­ed, not touch­ing sur­faces until I’ve fin­ished my healthy hooha and bum­bum busi­ness (and, of course, plea­sure purposes).

Is it lazy and neu­rot­ic that I’m enticed by the ease of con­trol? Maybe. I don’t care; I’ll savor the respite for my germa­pho­bia wher­ev­er I can.

I under­stand the Womanizer Wave’s "wow" pow­er now, both for plea­sure and practicality:

• Its PleasureJet and PleasureWhirl set­tings are plen­ty strong for my taste — though this fea­ture depends, of course, on the water pres­sure in your household
• The slid­er is ide­al for some­one who gets sen­si­tive after orgasm and turns their sex toy inten­si­ty up and down to ride the waves 
  • I so mind­less­ly add 3 or 4 orgasms to my day with every shower
• Both the PowderRain set­ting and slid­er help con­serve water while still get­ting the job done.
• Switch from broad to nar­row sur­face area with just a but­ton press

A detach­able show­er­head? Good. One with three set­tings? Great. One spe­cial­ized for sex­u­al grat­i­fi­ca­tion? After using the Womanizer Wave for sev­er­al days, I’m sold.

Who Is the Womanizer Wave Showerhead For?

Of course, if you already crave abun­dant pres­sure for clean­ing or clit stim, you have to set your expec­ta­tions real­is­ti­cal­ly — a show­er­head with a conservation-​focused set­ting named PowderRain isn’t for you if you seek pow­er! Get a water­proof vibra­tor instead. (Need dis­cre­tion? Try one of my favorite bul­lets.)

The Womanizer Wave might be for you if you pri­or­i­tize fan­tas­tic con­trols with mild-​to-​moderate inten­si­ty. Using it at half pow­er is enough to make me cum ini­tial­ly, and at the low­est strength is enough to make me cum again imme­di­ate­ly after that.

Know your­self and shop accordingly.

No, I’m not a show­er­head con­nois­seur by any means, and I don't think every­one will appre­ci­ate every fea­ture of the Womanizer Wave for the price — but I get it, and I'll keep rack­ing up the dai­ly orgasm count.

Lastly, is the Womanizer Wave dis­creet? Well, yeah. You’d rec­og­nize the W logo only if you were already famil­iar with the indus­try — which my dad isn’t.

And he appre­ci­ates the upgrade. (His words: it’s great for wash­ing behind.)

Think the Womanizer Wave 2‑in‑1 show­er­head and sex toy is for you?

Get it from SheVibe, Spectrum Boutique, or direct­ly from Womanizer.

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