3 of My First Sex Toys (and Better Alternatives I Should Have Gotten Instead)
"Health care gadgets," read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid...
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Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come...
Fun Factory Stronic Real self-thrusting pulsator review
Some sex toys are so good that I struggle to write more than, "This toy is amazing. Buy it. You...
Vixen Creations Randy Review: single-density dildo with girth of soda can
The Vixen Creations Randy is my personal, penetrative analog of being strapped to a Hitachi and forced to orgasm uncontrollably...
Vixen Creations VixSkin Outlaw review: huge, realistic silicone dildo
It's no mystery that I love VixSkin's orgasm-inducing voodoo. Back in the day, my rave review of Vixen Creations' VixSkin...
VixSkin Johnny review: curved and realistic dual-density dildo
When trying out another dildo I like, I ask myself: would saying that I love that other toy, be fair...