Review: Uberrime Aptus 8.5” realistic dildo & Fun Factory Big Boss vibrator
Two top-tier, above-average classic must-haves for dildo devotees with a penchant for profound penetration I go flamingly feral around ovulation...
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19 Best Fun Factory Sex Toys I Love (...And 6 I Dislike!)
Fun Factory makes stellar vibrators and pulsators, but I’ve cum more on some than others. To celebrate their 26th birthday,...
Review: LELO Elise 2 Dual Motor Luxury Vibrator
The LELO Elise 2 vibrator reminds me of a more idyllic time for LELO — before the likes of the...
Review: L'Acier Capo and Slide stainless steel vibrators
I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.”...
Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And...
6 Chrystalino Glass Dildos: Champ, Superior, Doubler, Stretch, Gallant, Seed
Glass dildos look stunning and deliver some of the most intense stimulation — often with a fantastic orgasm-to-price ratio. The...
Review: Love Hamma thruster & BMS Pillow Talk Lively rabbit vibrator
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped...
Review: Uberrime Flora, Hankey's Toys Davy's Tendrils, Uberrime Teuthida fantasy dildos
Why get a bouquet when you could have a huge, lily-shaped vaginal plug? Or a super soft tentacle dildo —...
RELAUNCH: Velvet Thruster Nanci Prime (FKA Abbey) & Teddy GS
The future of fucking is here with the Velvet Thruster! With so many new high-tech sex toys, how do you...