RELAUNCH: Velvet Thruster Nanci Prime (FKA Abbey) & Teddy GS
The future of fucking is here with the Velvet Thruster! With so many new high-tech sex toys, how do you...
Butt-Safe
Pipedream Icicles No. 39 & 87 Glass Dildo Review
Glass dildos make eye-catching display pieces. It’s hard not to drool over the Pipedream Icicles No. 39 and 87’s light-reflecting,...
Fun Factory Tiger G5 Ribbed G-Spot Vibrator Review
Welcome to another review where I wish I could just leave it at "AAAAAA." It’s hard to top the Fun...
Review: Bodywand, Ultra G-Touch Attachment, Blush Omnia
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: So...
Lora DiCarlo Sway G-spot vibrator & Tilt plug review
A short summary of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgldfgjldfg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway has been...
Review: Squeeze-It silicone & Silexpan dildos
Are these prices legit for body-safe silicone dildos? And what the heck is SILEXPAN®? "Made with a patented revolutionary formula...
Review: Pris Toys Gemini silicone dual stimulation dildo
More adventures in rabbit-style insertable pervertibles! Gemini by Pris Toys is the fifth double penetration dildo I've tested this past...
Review: Strap-On-Me Large silicone ejaculating dildo
I can't wait to get double-stuffed once the COVID-19 pandemic is under control. In the meantime, I can use an...
Review: Sohimi Clitoral Suction & Pulsing Rabbit Vibrator
This toy sounds like a dream on paper, with a pulsing, penetrative portion and an external pressure wave motor —...