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The LELO Elise 2 vibrator reminds me of a more idyllic time for LELO ⁠— before the likes of the...

I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.”...

Am I constitutionally wired to be hornier than the average woman, or is there a "nurture" component that I have...

Did I choose these pretty dildos solely to match my galaxy bayonet? Yes. Do they feel as good as they...

I only use Facebook for three things nowadays: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the "Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY...

Disappointment set at the moment I inserted the Snail Vibe. It’s like getting a hotel room for a hookup and...

Play with positions beyond missionary and hand-thrusting a dildo. The non-insertable portion of a dildo make a considerable difference. I’ve...

I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!”...

Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And...