Blush Novelties Realm Drago and Draken sword dildo review
I've accepted it at this point: I cannot and will not ever do justice to the Blush Realm sword dildo collection. I'm not a fantasy geek at all, despite wanting…
Category: Dildos
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njoy Fun Wand stainless steel S-curved dildo review
I love everything I have ever tried by njoy. I'd be content if the njoy Eleven were the only sex toy I ever used for the rest of my life. The…
SelfDelve Aubergine / Eggplant girthy silicone dildo review
"The eggplant agrees: it's REALLY starting to feel like summer," I wrote in an Instagram caption. After all, the only thing more delightful than an eggplant-shaped dildo is one that…
Mini-Reviews: Velvet Thruster Teddy, Maia Max/Monroe, & Vixskin Colossus
The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual power tool's self-thrusting mechanism boasts up to 140 thrusts per…
Uberrime Sensi Squishy Silicone Dildo & Vaginal Plug Review
I both am AND am not proud of how often people find my blog by Googling something like "huge butt plug used in pussy" and landing on my Tantus Ringo…
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njoy Eleven 2.75 lb stainless steel dildo review
My reunion with my toy suitcase wouldn't have been complete without kissing my njoy Eleven and sobbing. "I'll never leave you again. Be with me. I want to be buried…
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Zalo Sweet Magic Desire thrusting dildo and Temptation bullet review
I can't just use my power drill-sounding fucking machine whenever I want. One week, I'm living with my boyfriend, and the next, I'm in an Airbnb with a stranger and…
Uberrime Dildos mini-reviews: Dragon Claw, Splendid Large, and Amo
There are few things in this world I love collecting more than glossy, hand-marbled silicone dildos. Here are three by Uberrime Dildos that give me heart-eyes-emoji feels every time I…
Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5" affordable dual-density dildo review
I'm damned if I don't smack a toxic jelly dildo out of someone's hands at some point in my life. Friends don't let friends settle for that shit. That hypothetical "someone's"…
Lumberjill Grace ebony wood G-spot dildo review
I gasped when I tilted the Lumberjill Grace's voluptuous bulge against my G‑spot. The intense pressure of the wood and wicked curves could have made me come right then and…
BMS Factory Naked Addiction vibrating and spinning silicone dildo
Most of the BMS Naked Addiction Vibrating & Rotating Dildo's features are remarkably average. Not least, its name is akin to store brand white bread. It's only available in "Vanilla"…
Uberrime Aqua-King Aquaman-Themed Silicone Fantasy Dildo
Ever wanted to cry immediately after a cathartic orgasm? Because that's how the Uberrime Aqua-King makes me feel. And not necessarily crying during an intense orgasm, or feeling depressed afterward.…