by Super Smash Cache · Published November 15, 2020 · Last modified October 9, 2024
Sex toys aren't just for ciswomen! There's a plethora of sex toys for penises out there, from strokers and sleeves to pumps and prostate massagers. If you're looking to upgrade to sensations beyond your hand, you've come to the right…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 14, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Imagine encountering (or creating) your dream cock, and how lovely it would be to customize a copy of it. You pick a partner shape, cast it in body-safe and glow-in-the-dark silicone, and you make it vibrate! That's all within reach with the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 25, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Stuck in a sex toy sea of pink, purple, and cadaver beige? Fuck that. Nix the gendered marketing and stroll through my sex toy collection: the lush dildo forest where teals, greens, and powder blues are abundant. We'll make it festive…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 3, 2020 · Last modified March 11, 2024
The business of blogging involves alliances and collaborations with companies. How do you navigate that? Though many sex shops are delights to work with, psychic vampires also run rampant in the industry. They feed on the unsuspecting, trying to squeeze…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 21, 2020 · Last modified September 19, 2023
I went on dates with 22 people within 13 months between relationships. People get exhausted, just hearing that statistic. While meeting people to date is often simple, it’s not necessarily easy — I don’t want to minimize the time and energy it…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 20, 2020 · Last modified July 22, 2024
Selling used panties and bedroom props is a legit way to earn some extra spending money, especially if you're an attractive woman. I briefly touched on the practice in my previous post about sexy side hustles (beyond reviews), but this…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 25, 2020 · Last modified March 5, 2024
Much has changed in the pleasure product industry since 2015. That was when I first wrote my post about the best affordable (and body-safe) sex toys! Since there have been so many fantastic new additions to my collection, I decided…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 21, 2020 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Buzzy is skin-deep. Rumbly is to the bone (sometimes). "Rumbly" and "buzzy" are two descriptors that sex bloggers use to describe vibration quality. The former is deep and often low-pitched, while the latter is surface-level or irritatingly high-pitched. What gives…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 9, 2020 · Last modified July 22, 2024
I'm grossed out by predatory online marketing towards women dealing with confusion and heartache. I get that, when you're struggling, a quick web search here and there can be therapeutic for knowing you're not alone. But it doesn't take long…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 18, 2020 · Last modified July 22, 2024
I've worked with many great sex shops over the years, and many shitty ones. It's no mystery: the retailers I link to over and over again are the ones who give back to their workers, shoppers, and community. Find out…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 5, 2020 · Last modified January 24, 2025
"Wow, you're really good at that," my boyfriend said after I pegged him for the first time. "Maybe it's because I'm using a nice [strap-on] harness for the job." "Or maybe you're just good at it!" I had pegged someone once before,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 23, 2020 · Last modified March 18, 2025
I get to live at the same time as automated fucking machines and VR porn — doodads that people in past decades only dreamt of. My boyfriend can stick his dick in a masturbation sleeve that automatically strokes up and…