b-Vibe Slipskin Girthy 9" Review: The Most Realistic-Feeling Sliding Skin Dildo?

Oh my gosh, b‑Vibe absolute­ly nailed the den­si­ty of a dick tip in its Slipskin real­is­tic dil­do line.

I'd go so far as to say it does it even bet­ter than the brand it's a dupe for, at a low­er cost, and with high­er quality.

Purely product-​wise, it is incred­i­ble in its life­like lay­ers: mat­te, grainy, skin-​simulating sil­i­cone, float­ing mov­able balls, a hard shaft, a defined per­ineal raphe, and, of course, liq­uid sil­i­cone between the core and the cov­er for contrast.

It's firm on the inside, then it's slip­pery like "blood" under­neath, so then the soft "skin" can slide, like it would on a gripped cock.

And I can't stop think­ing about the 9" Girthy head: ohh­hh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, the sil­i­cone soft­ness they chose is uncan­ny. It squish­es just like a cock against my cervix. It squish­es between my thumb and fin­gers for the visu­al show and yields against my lips (the ones on my face more so).

And if the tac­tile fin­ish mat­ters to you — it doesn't much to me because I tend to use ludi­crous lev­els of lube, any­way — then yesssss, you'll like the b‑Vibe Slipskin more than the stick­i­er Jock Real Skin formula.

Are you ready for your advanced dil­dol­o­gy lesson?

b-Vibe Slipskin vs. Jock Real Skin 8.5" vs. RealCock 2

b‑Vibe's Slipskin dil­dos with slid­ing skin win for real­ism, while the Jock Real Skin 8.5" dil­do wins for being pol­ished and pret­ty. Mmm, that juicy, juicy head against my walls and ceil­ing. I clamped down and sighed just typ­ing that again, OOOH LOORRDDT!

I thought of the Real Skin 8.5" when typ­ing that, but to be frank, that and the Slipskin 9" Girthy are both delicious.

It squish­es just like a cock against my cervix … It's trance by rep­e­ti­tion, my focus nar­row­ing to the sen­so­ry over­load, over and over again.

What are the dif­fer­ences between b‑Vibe Slipskin and Jock Real Skin? In short: sur­face, size, and vasculature.

Surface Finish

b‑Vibe's Slipskin dil­dos are mat­te and grainy in high­er res­o­lu­tion (oooh, the cusp of that frenu­lum is juicy and I want to trace it with my thumbs), while the Jock Real Skin 8.5" slid­ing skin dil­do is more glossy and smooth (there are some pore tex­tures, but not as much).

In oth­er words? Consider Jock's Real Skin slid­ing sil­i­cone dil­do prime Pacinian cor­pus­cle par­adise. b‑Vibe's Slipskin delights those deep pres­sure sen­sors and my Meissner's cor­pus­cles for fine touch.

(My biol­o­gy degree has straight up turned my gran­u­lar love of cock into a fetish.)

I much pre­fer how the Slipskin feels against my hand, as it's less sticky — think of maybe a cock with lube that's dried up a lit­tle. It's gum­my but not quite as tacky as the Real Skin sur­face. (Not to be con­fused with the much more mat­te dual-​density for­mu­las, which, ooooooh, feel nice every­where, includ­ing on my lips with­out lube. I want to fel­late those. I'd sure as hell rub them on my face.)

With lube, it doesn't mat­ter all that much. And I high­ly rec­om­mend a thick for­mu­la like Wicked Jelle to stay on all those tex­tures with lit­tle drip. We love Sliquid Sassy, but a rugged­ly real­is­tic slid­ing skin dil­do — espe­cial­ly one with some girth — is beyond its spe­cial­ty! Likewise, if you're choos­ing between GoLove and Morgasm for wall-​relaxng CBD here, the lat­ter is the clear winner.

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Sizes Available

b‑Vibe's slid­ing skin dil­dos cur­rent­ly come in two shapes — girthy and curvy — and sev­er­al sizes, rang­ing from 6" to 10" in length. Their girths scale up pro­por­tion­al­ly; choose what works for you. And they're all Vac-​U-​Lock fuck­ing machine com­pat­i­ble, with a remov­able port plug for stability.

Realdoll's Realcock line, mean­while, has a broad­er range of shapes, with size options that could gen­er­al­ly be summed up as “they’re all big fuck­ing dils.” Likewise for Jock's dual-​density dil­dos.

I chose the biggest Girthy mod­el main­ly because I crave length and tol­er­ate girth. (More on why I didn't choose the Curvy shape in the next section.)

b‑Vibe's 9” Slipskin Girthy mod­el fea­tures 9” of total length and 8.5" insertable. At about 2.5" across the bot­tom of the shaft, it's basi­cal­ly a soda can diam­e­ter. Around the coro­na? About 6.25” cir­cum­fer­ence or 2” diameter.

One thrust, and I knew I'd be mind­less soon.

Where To Get Them

• B‑Vibe Slipskin 9" Girthy in Caramel (the one I have) at Betty's Toy Box — 10% off with code SUPER
• Jock Real Skin 8.5" at Betty's Toy Box — use code SUPER
• Browse all the Slipskin dil­dos at b‑Vibe — wider range of shapes and sizes, plus the occa­sion­al flash sale

Vein Line Quality

Jock's Real Skin 8.5" veins are straighter and more styl­ized. They're not as real­is­tic, but they're also not as in-​your-​face about it.

And I am picky about dil­do vas­cu­la­ture, so I should empha­size that b‑Vibe's ves­sels are not as obnox­ious as they are in the maker's pho­to library. (See my pho­tos for anoth­er point of ref­er­ence.) Their appar­ent exag­ger­a­tion was why I chose the Girthy mod­el over the Curvy one.

Purely shape-​wise, I looooove the b‑Vibe Slipskin Curvy sil­hou­ette, which, by the way, is a dupe of Realdoll's RealCock 2 Dirk. The Girthy one is more like the RealCock 2 Rockwell. (Personally, I got the RC2 Max just because its shape is more like my then-partner's cock.)

Anyway, going pure­ly by b‑Vibe's prod­uct image assets, I chose the b‑Vibe Slipskin Girthy in Mocha because the veins were arranged in a more visu­al­ly pleas­ing man­ner to me, and there isn't as stark a con­trast in col­or. Once I saw the oth­er b‑Vibe Slipskins in real life, though, I must admit that every swatch looks bet­ter in person.

What a shame that the RC2s turned out not to be 100% body-​safe, though. Their air­brushed veins and mot­tled sub­tleties hit the aes­thet­ic sweet spot for me. And the Jock Real Skin 8.5" slid­ing skin dil­do doesn't real­ly have any added pig­ment to the veins — just a juicy, glossy pink tip. And while that might reg­is­ter as flat to those look­ing for the most real­is­tic dil­do, I appre­ci­ate that it doesn't try too hard.

In short, "Editor's Choice" remains the label for Jock's Real Skin 8.5" due to my aes­thet­ic pref­er­ence, while b‑Vibe's Slipskin series' sen­sa­tions would be more of a crowd-​wower, even if not every part of the palette is for my palate. (Figuratively.)

Sensation-​wise? It's per­fect how the tip feels like a cock head.

How b-Vibe's Slipskin Girthy 9" Feels In Use

Spicy Notes to My Play Partner

"So I'm work­ing the shaft in. I guess I've been real­ly tense late­ly and need to take my time breath­ing deep to open up.

“I just let it chill for a bit to get used to its pres­ence. Once I start­ed push­ing it in OMG I was already warm and face flushed from the first thrust all the way in. The head feels so real omg omg 😭😭"

He replied, "I wish I was there holy fuck"

"This is when I would just stare at the ceil­ing with my eyes rolled back while you slip your fin­ger in my mouth and sway my face side to side and say, 'Awww, look at you. Poor thing, can't even find words to tell me how that feels.'

"And I'm just pant­i­ng, on the cusp of sob­bing with des­per­ate eyes. It feels like a lot. 🥺🥺🥺"

"But I think I need to sit on it and low­er my weight to get it right were I want…

"I think it's 8" long and I have 6" in right now.”

“It is a lot,” he texted back.

“Yeah. It ALMOST hurts to cum on it but every nudge feels like I'm melt­ing into just a haze of warmth and joy. Like am I even human anymore?

“And the head on my front wall 🥺🥺🥺 the slid­ing skin 😭 it just feels so right, like it belongs inside me.”

I sent some pho­tos with it inside me. “I mean, look how far it split my lips apart"

The con­ver­sa­tion got straight up porno­graph­ic from there — both our brains melt­ing despite him sav­ing up his cum for the weekend.

"Whyyy does it have to feel so good. I can't stop think­ing about it."

"Soon you will not have to think."

My cunt can't spell 'place­bo' when the oxy­tocin hits.

Closing Comments & Naked Neurobiology

You get the point: the b‑Vibe Slipskin 9" Girthy dil­do feels like a lot because it is a lot:

• 8.5” of insertable length
• 2” across the head
• 2.5” across the bot­tom of the shaft
• Vac-​U-​Lock fuck­ing machine compatible

It's hard in the right places while soft at the head (again, uncan­ni­ly real­is­ti­cal­ly so), squish­ing on my cervix, and remix­ing my insides and my mind alike. One thrust, and I knew I'd be mind­less soon.

Every nudge took me deep­er into ego dis­so­lu­tion, as I lost my sense of sep­a­ra­tion between self and other.

(You see why I love ser­vic­ing my cervix, yeah?)

It's trance by rep­e­ti­tion, my focus nar­row­ing to the sen­so­ry over­load, over and over again, hyper-​focused on that cock head on my cervix. That cock head on my cervix. OH MY GOD, I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT in the most blunt, ani­mal brain visu­als and replay­ing of somat­ic mem­o­ry, like my sub­con­scious is recall­ing thou­sands, maybe mil­lions of times I've felt that "eject oxy­tocin" cue, and my con­scious mind is just gone.

I'm get­ting wet again, feel­ing the veins on my fin­ger­tips and the head on my lips, kiss­ing it.

It's not a real penis. It's not a person.

And my pre­frontal cor­tex knows the dif­fer­ence once I've come down from the high.

But my mir­ror neu­rons don't know that when I play the fan­ta­sy out in my mind. Not when my ner­vous sys­tem is that over­whelmed by how good it feels.

My cunt can't spell "place­bo" when the oxy­tocin hits.

Find My Favorites & More

• B‑Vibe Slipskin 9" Girthy in Caramel (the one I have) at Betty's Toy Box — 10% off with code SUPER
• Jock Real Skin 8.5" at Betty's Toy Box — use code SUPER
• Ranking Realistic & Sliding Skin Dildos — the good, the bad, and the ugly
• Browse all the Slipskin dil­dos at b‑Vibe — wider range of shapes and sizes, plus the occa­sion­al flash sale