About Cyra Smash & Super Smash Cache

Let's solid­i­fy a world where women expe­ri­enc­ing more than 5 orgasms in 1 ses­sion can be a stan­dard rather than an exception.

Think of me as an orgasm sor­cer­ess, sex toy cura­tor, and kink decoder.

As seen in…

…and more!

I've tried more than 400 sex toys over 8 years at Super Smash Cache. That's Cache, C‑A-​C-​H‑E, like a vault, stash, or hid­den col­lec­tion of insertable pervertibles. 🙂

When you're a sex toy review­er with that much expe­ri­ence, it's only nat­ur­al to play favorites.

If a toy melts me into a drool­ing pud­dle of heart-​eyes-​emojis, you'll know.

And you'll under­stand why — I'm viva­cious­ly vocal about what makes a toy amaz­ing (and clear when it's not). Do I adore the thud­dy vibra­tions, the thrust­ing stroke length, or the sump­tu­ous silicone's softness?

Find the best dil­do reviews and more. There's some­thing for every­one in Toyland, and you deserve the best it offers.

That's Cy Smash, like Cyrus. 🙂

Even if I didn't have this blog, I'd still be:

• Advocating for a world where more women have 10 orgasms for every 1 of their man's
• Praising cervix mas­sages, the ante­ri­or fornix eroge­nous zone, and fan­tas­tic toys that stim­u­late these lesser-​known hot spots
• Reminding peo­ple that male and female sex­u­al anato­my aren't that dif­fer­ent, and that your part­ner deserves bet­ter than "Is this okay?" or "Did you cum?"
• Showing peo­ple the mar­vel of big toys and fisting
• Squeezing the fuck out of my toys with my goril­la grip coochie
• Shouting about the best thrust­ing dil­dos and wand mas­sagers

My approach is max­i­mal­ly holis­tic for expand­ing ecsta­sy every­where — every­thing excites me, and I want to share that zest for life with you.

Whether you're a kinky deviant or want to be held, the brain-​to-​breath-​to-​body syn­er­gy is vital to cre­at­ing the ulti­mate orgas­mic experience.