Uberrime Sensi Squishy Silicone Dildo & Vaginal Plug Review
I both am AND am not proud of how often people find my blog by Googling something like "huge butt...
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Uberrime Dildos mini-reviews: Dragon Claw, Splendid Large, and Amo
There are few things in this world I love collecting more than glossy, hand-marbled silicone dildos. Here are three by...
Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5" affordable dual-density dildo review
I'm damned if I don't smack a toxic jelly dildo out of someone's hands at some point in my life....
BMS Factory Naked Addiction vibrating and spinning silicone dildo
Most of the BMS Naked Addiction Vibrating & Rotating Dildo's features are remarkably average. Not least, its name is akin...
Uberrime Aqua-King Aquaman-Themed Silicone Fantasy Dildo
Ever wanted to cry immediately after a cathartic orgasm? Because that's how the Uberrime Aqua-King makes me feel. And not necessarily...
Vixen Creations VixSkin Gambler review: HUGE dildo fatter than soda can
I've compared the stout and labor-like-scream-inducing Vixen Creations Randy to a soda can. But its girth is "only" comparable to...
BS Atelier Max Poly Pride striped silicone dildo review
How I wish I could gift my 2012 self a BS Atelier Max dildo! Back when I was popular on...
Velvet Thruster review: POWERFUL, portable fucking machine & self-thrusting dildo
I'm so lazy in bed that I don't even take my pants off to use clit vibes. My spoiled disposition...
3 of My First Sex Toys (and Better Alternatives I Should Have Gotten Instead)
"Health care gadgets," read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid...