Review: b-Vibe Anal Training & Education plug kit
Butt stuff is one of the great equalizers— everyone has a butt. But I didn't write a guide to it for...
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SelfDelve Aubergine / Eggplant girthy silicone dildo review
"The eggplant agrees: it's REALLY starting to feel like summer," I wrote in an Instagram caption. After all, the only...
BMS Factory Pillow Talk Cheeky Rumbly Rechargeable Wand Vibrator Review
The rumble of BMS Factory's Pillow Talk Sassy ruined practically all other G‑spot vibrators for me— even outperforming the renowned...
Mini-Reviews: Velvet Thruster Teddy, Maia Max/Monroe, & Vixskin Colossus
The OG Velvet Thruster, just over 2 pounds, is the lightweight and refined descendant of a reciprocating fucksaw. This sexual...
Uberrime Sensi Squishy Silicone Dildo & Vaginal Plug Review
I both am AND am not proud of how often people find my blog by Googling something like "huge butt...
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njoy Eleven 2.75 lb stainless steel dildo review
My reunion with my toy suitcase wouldn't have been complete without kissing my njoy Eleven and sobbing. "I'll never leave...
Mini-Reviews: Dame Kip & BMS Mini Swan Rose
Some days, I'm lazy with masturbation and want a clit vibe through my panties. Conveniently, bullets like the Dame Kip...
Uberrime Dildos mini-reviews: Dragon Claw, Splendid Large, and Amo
There are few things in this world I love collecting more than glossy, hand-marbled silicone dildos. Here are three by...
Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5" affordable dual-density dildo review
I'm damned if I don't smack a toxic jelly dildo out of someone's hands at some point in my life....