Uberrime Cthulhu Review: Huge Monster Dildo with Baseball Bat Girth
Stack two soda cans on top of one another. That's roughly the size of the large Cthulhu dildo. Is there...
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Nu Sensuelle Nikita Review: the new most powerful bullet vibrator?
Nikita's power wowed me the moment it first jolted in my hands. I was both in awe at the new...
Dee's Big Daddy Dakota XL Review: favorite uncut dildo?
I stop overthinking. I just thrust and cum and thrust and cum. My whimpers are enough to say I delighted in...
Banana Split Dildo Review: Is it Climax-Worthy?
(Splitting my lips on the cumfectionary banana split dildo) I've tried silicone in silly shapes like produce and marshmallow swirls,...
Fabled Toys Review: Lucien Dragon Dildo & Octyra Tentacle for Affordable Fantasy Fucking
For texture sluts and monster fuckers (who don't love the monster sizes) Fabled Toys' Lucien dragon dildo forces me to...
7 Reasons I Love b-Vibe's Vibrating Fisting Dildo
I don't keep count of how many people I have slept with anymore; I count how often I've been the...
Riding the $1,000 Motorbunny Original, Sybian, and Tremor saddle vibrators broke my brain
Ride-on sex machine comparisons — beyond "any of them on my clit could make me cry." Why wouldn't I take the...
HOW FREAKING CUTE is this Pearl 2 seashell panty vibe by Honey Play Box?
Microdosing Botticelli's Venus by wearing this shell-shaped Bluetooth panty vibrator. Honey Play Box's Pearl 2 is one of the cutest...
Review: 5 Reasons Crave's Duet Vibrator Is Perfect for Me
Meet the clitoral vibrator that ruined hundreds of other micro compact massagers for this sex toy reviewer. My friend's jaw...