Dee's Big Daddy Daphne XL centaur fantasy dildo review
Mesmerized by centaur smut after accidentally clicking a TikTok ad? Say less. This long and strong mythology-inspired dildo was made...
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VWELL InMotion kit review: dilators with spinning beads
This 5‑piece dilator set is a double threat, soothing the front door and "WOW"-ing the back door. Its strengths shine...
Hismith Premium 4.0 sex machine review: best in class?
Hismith’s Premium 4.0 fuck machine thrusts up to 267 strokes per minute, from soft grinding to full-wall bullying. It holds...
Uberrime Cthulhu Review: Huge Monster Dildo with Baseball Bat Girth
Stack two soda cans on top of one another. That's roughly the size of the large Cthulhu dildo. Is there...
Nu Sensuelle Nikita Review: the new most powerful bullet vibrator?
Nikita's power wowed me the moment it first jolted in my hands. I was both in awe at the new...
Dee's Big Daddy Dakota XL Review: favorite uncut dildo?
I stop overthinking. I just thrust and cum and thrust and cum. My whimpers are enough to say I delighted in...
Banana Split Dildo Review: Is it Climax-Worthy?
(Splitting my lips on the cumfectionary banana split dildo) I've tried silicone in silly shapes like produce and marshmallow swirls,...
Fabled Toys Review: Lucien Dragon Dildo & Octyra Tentacle for Affordable Fantasy Fucking
For texture sluts and monster fuckers (who don't love the monster sizes) Fabled Toys' Lucien dragon dildo forces me to...
7 Reasons I Love b-Vibe's Vibrating Fisting Dildo
I don't keep count of how many people I have slept with anymore; I count how often I've been the...