Corn Dildo Comparison: SquarePegToys vs. SelfDelve
Get ready to be husked and thrust into ecstasy. This corn will butter you up and make you cream faster...
Fat Sex Toys
Reviews of girthy dildos and insertable vibrators wider than 1.6". That's above average. At the same time, what constitutes a thick dildo varies from person to person, so check out my mega-guide to huge dildos and fisting, as well!
Pepper Paramour Review: Deep A-Spot & Cervix Massager
I shuddered, “Oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck” in one breath upon inserting the...
Review: Uberrime Aveo vs. Splendid Dual-Density Dildos
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING VEINY, SOMETHING BLUE. Uberrime's Aveo and Splendid Large measure a meaty 8” long and 2”...
Review: Double-Stuffing My Pussy With Fun Factory Ryde
Even more adventures of a compact, high-capacity human. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE GETTING DOUBLE-STUFFED? Every time I get convenience...
Dee's Big Daddy Dallas Review: Dildo Bigger Than Soda Can
I slide my thumbs over the swollen corona, its “meat” yielding just a little under pressure. Even just cleaning Dee's...
Uberrime Uberron & Uberous Review: Huge Silicone Dildos!
When I recommended these big baddies in my mega-guide to fisting & huge dildos, readers wanted to know more about...
Review: Moon Rider Unicorn Dildo by Creature Cocks
This unicorn horn dildo isn't just tapered and textured — Creature Cocks’ Moon Rider screws inside with its intensely helix-spiraled...
Review: Uncover Creations Ovipositor Dildo & Tentacle Grinder III
Abduct to fuck and feed your need to breed I'm sharing my feral field notes about Uncover Creations' tentacle sex...
Review: Uberrime Happy (Boner) Snowman Dildo
This snowman dildo loves warm (and snug) hugs and won't melt away inside. Its misplaced “carrot” boner and buxom booty...