7 Radiant Glow-in-the-Dark Dildos to Try!
Stuck in a sex toy sea of pink, purple, and cadaver beige? Fuck that. Nix the gendered marketing and stroll through...
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Iobatoys Ohmyg Review: "Super Silent" G-Spot Massager
Imagine you're masturbating and you're about to orgasm. At exactly the critical moment, the sound of a dolphin (or maybe...
Fun Factory SUNDAZE Pulse Vibe Review: Best Discreet Vibrator?!
For discreet masturbation, it's hard to top the Fun Factory Stronic pulsators' power-to-noise ratio. These thumping, miniature fucking machines are...
Review: 321 (Blast Off) & Seahorse slender S-curve dildos
Looking for your G‑spot or A‑spot? Exploring your cervical fornices and deep spots? The 321 (Blast Off) and Seahorse acrylic...
Review: Cute Little Fuckers Trinity vibrating alien dildo
Meet Trinity, an ADORABLE cloud creature who loves hugging, dancing, and cave exploring. The Trinity vibrating dildo is one of...
We-Vibe Rave Review: a rumbly G-spot & A-spot vibrator!
The We-Vibe Rave was the only G‑spot vibrator I would have re-bought if I had to restart my collection from...
Review: Svakom Nymph, Ella, and Tyler Vibrators
"Svakom is what happens when you batter, over-salt, and deep-fry something that's supposed to be fancy." "Really?" I responded to...
4 Commandments for Size Queens With Vaginas
"Let's just say she's 'open' to new things," someone commented on a viral video of my sex toy collection. Big...
Review: Lora DiCarlo Osé 2 CES Award-Winning Robotic Massager
I'm waiting for the imminent Netflix original documentary about the Lora DiCarlo Osé. Nobody's announced any plans for such a...