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Review: Dorcel Double Do & Tantus Hook long dildos
My deepest erogenous zones are so happy. These long dildos (18” and 10”) make me want to text a partner,...
7 Steamy Skills For Soft Dominant Dirty Talk
Torment with pleasure and discipline with praise. Soft Domination can have a hard-hitting psychological impact with tears of overwhelm and...
Velvet Thruster Prime Edward Self-Thrusting Dildo Review + 5 Reasons to Love It!
Could it be?! Perfection in sex toy form? A longer, curved Velvet Thruster handheld fucking machine, explicitly built for deep...
Pink Punch Peachu Review: Bluetooth Air Pulse Massager
Eggplant and cucumber dildos practically designed themselves. Now it’s the peach emoji’s turn to shine — in the form of...
THROWBACK: 5 First Sex Toys, 10 Years Later!
400 SEX TOYS! TEN YEARS! It's been a decade since I started collecting sex toys — and five years since...
Gooner Humiliation Kink Affirmations for Jack-Off Addicts
Savor this humiliation Femdom track for jerk-off addicts! There’s some gooner degradation, tease, denial, and the tiniest morsel of findom....
Rabbit Vibrator Trends: Air Pulse Dual Stimulators & More
My spirit slightly sinks whenever I see that damn U‑shaped Bellesa Airvibe promoted on Instagram. It's not going to fit...
Topped Toys Hilt 75 & Cetos 90 Review: Huge Silicone Dildos
I feel like I've gone Super Saiyan with all the sighing and screaming. I thought I was done expanding my...