L'Acier Reverb review: steel vibrator for hands-free orgasm
“Oh, my Goddddd. What is happening? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cumming not too long after inserting...
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Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom review: remote control egg vibrator
Pink Punch Planet promises an otherworldly experience — and their Sunset Mushroom remote control vibrator delivers retro-futuristic immersion in a...
Dee's Big Daddies: Dante, Duke, Danny huge dildo reviews
More adventures of a compact, high-capacity human with a Mary Poppins purse pussy. Pornhub's titles and Nars’ makeup names conjure...
Review: Tantus Hookah & Duchess dual-density dildo
Tantus’s recent renaissance feels surreal to me — fitting of the three years since the COVID pandemic started. The company...
Crave Vesper vs. Le Wand Necklace Vibe Review & Comparison
Le Wand didn’t get the memo to be a first-rate version of themselves rather than a second-rate version of someone...
Rideable Humping Vibrator Review: Liberator Wanda & VibePad 2
Mounted, hands-free, rideable vibrators for the straddler who loves riding face. Over the years, people have found my blog by...
SELF-LOVE SPOTLIGHT: The Selfish Sensualist
Because self-love is about so much more than sex toys. On Valentine's Day of 2023, I continued my "tradition" of giving...
Zumio I Review + Comparison: Zumio X vs. S. vs. E. vs. I oscillators
Broad wand vibrators can be held against a cheek for next-level blowjobs. Firm, pinpoint oscillators can be held between the...
EVEN MORE Truths about Dating as a Sex Industry Professional: THE UNABRIDGED NOTES
In March of 2022, Fun Factory USA interviewed me for their blog post, "6 Truths about Dating Sex Industry Pros."...