by Super Smash Cache · Published June 5, 2020 · Last modified September 19, 2023
"Wow, you're really good at that," my boyfriend said after I pegged him for the first time. "Maybe it's because I'm using a nice [strap-on] harness for the job." "Or maybe…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 31, 2020 · Last modified July 16, 2024
I own plenty of pretty phalluses, but not all can pass off as art pieces. The Sparrow by Silc Arts is a non-representational dildo that certainly could. "Silicone sculpture" isn't…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 3, 2020 · Last modified July 23, 2024
Marvel at the maker's metallic marbling. Let the (Captain America-inspired) Patriot spangle you until you see stars. Marco Uberrime's latest creation, the A‑Spot Avenger, strikingly resembles the Aqua-King, which I…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 27, 2020 · Last modified August 13, 2023
Would you rather fuck a dildo-sized nun or a nun-sized dildo? Hell had never felt so heavenly until the Hole Punch Toys Mother Interior. If you're looking to get fucked…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 22, 2020 · Last modified March 12, 2024
Dildos have been around for practically forever — at least 28,000 years. Early vibrators originated as medical devices in the 1700s. Since then, new sex toys have come a long…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 20, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
It's the "I can't stop coming" kind of dildo that I'd set aside time to use all night. I've reviewed many self-thrusting dildos, but until now, none were especially squishy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2020 · Last modified July 23, 2024
“I am struggling to get them in, and it will probably take a while,” I emailed to the CEO of Spectrum Boutique. “Looks like I’ve met my limit.” “How exciting!!!…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 8, 2020 · Last modified August 15, 2023
I wouldn't swim the ocean for Kelsey, but I would do so to tell you how much I love the Fun Factory Stronic Surf. It's among the newest of the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 17, 2020 · Last modified April 3, 2024
Sex toys are the closest thing to giving someone on-demand orgasms. But the options can get overwhelming, even within Spectrum Boutique’s carefully curated selection. Here’s a list of my favorite…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 31, 2019 · Last modified August 10, 2023
"I AM DIE AND I AM CRY," I typed in my notes, true to Millennial destruction of written language online. A rough translation: "The orgasms with this dildo are reliably…
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by Super Smash Cache · Published December 26, 2019 · Last modified July 23, 2024
"That dildo looks like something queen Elsa would use in her palace." A friend said that about the Firefly Glass G‑Spot Glow Wand. Its elegance was what drew me in.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 20, 2019 · Last modified March 11, 2024
My vagina is size royalty, but my butt is a plug plebeian. Even if I hadn't mentioned that before in a review, you might have noticed my relative lack of…