by Super Smash Cache · Published April 9, 2018 · Last modified February 5, 2025
The Avant D4 by Blush Novelties is the dildo analog of Marge Simpson's pink Chanel suit: elegant, bold, and a steal for how gorgeous it is. With the voluptuous curves feeling as…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 5, 2018 · Last modified December 5, 2023
I'm a 5'0 tall, 110-pound femme who has used dildos with the circumference of a soda can. My enjoyment of huge sex toys is so much more than a Napoleonic "Fuck…
![[Image: Best 4 Sex Toys of 2014 banner, featuring MyStim Simon, Luzarte Jollet, Neon Wand, and Jopen Comet Wand]](https://i0.wp.com/supersmashcache.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Best-4-Sex-Toys-of-2014-2.png?resize=520%2C245&ssl=1 "Review sampler: Jopen Comet Wand, Kinklab Neon Wand, LuzArte Jollet, MyStim Sizzling Simon 12")
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 24, 2018 · Last modified July 28, 2024
2014 was the year of my sexual awakening. It was the year that marked: … my first time trying a vibrator … my first orgasm from breathing and clenching alone…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 25, 2018 · Last modified December 1, 2024
The Chrystalino Champ is the Jack-of-All-Trades sex toy I wish I had when I was younger. Especially now that I love penetration, I can truly appreciate this sex toy's ability…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 1, 2018 · Last modified July 24, 2024
The Vixen Creations Randy is my personal, penetrative analog of being strapped to a Hitachi and forced to orgasm uncontrollably as torture. This fat dildo's maximum diameter is 2.25", about…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 24, 2016 · Last modified July 24, 2024
It's no mystery that I love VixSkin's orgasm-inducing voodoo. Back in the day, my rave review of Vixen Creations' VixSkin Johnny was the most popular post on my blog. Sizing up…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 20, 2015 · Last modified August 4, 2024
When trying out another dildo I like, I ask myself: would saying that I love that other toy, be fair to the Johnny? The answer is rarely ever "yes."
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 16, 2015 · Last modified July 24, 2024
The Crystal Delights Crystal Twist stands proudly on display when I have friends over. I have no shame. Between its unorthodoxly sexy curves and iridescent gleam, it's not hard to tell…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 3, 2015 · Last modified August 11, 2023
The drips are in a league all their own. I'm the umpteenth person to say that there is nothing like the Tantus Splash. The original dildo has been discontinued but reincarnated…