Category: Dildos

Chrystalino Champ Side View

February 25, 2018

Shots Chrystalino Champ Review: Cobalt Blue Glass G-Spot Dildo

The Chrystalino Champ is the Jack-of-All-Trades sex toy I wish I had when I was younger. Especially now that I love penetration, I can truly appreciate this sex toy's ability…

Vixen Creations Randy Review: single-density dildo with girth of soda can 1

February 1, 2018

Vixen Creations Randy Review: single-density dildo with girth of soda can

The Vixen Creations Randy is my personal, penetrative analog of being strapped to a Hitachi and forced to orgasm uncontrollably as torture. This fat dildo's maximum diameter is 2.25", about…

Outlaw stands almost as tall as a Pringles can

July 24, 2016

Vixen Creations VixSkin Outlaw review: huge, realistic silicone dildo

It's no mystery that I love VixSkin's orgasm-inducing voodoo. Back in the day, my rave review of Vixen Creations' VixSkin Johnny was the most popular post on my blog. Sizing up…

VixSkin Johnny review: curved and realistic dual-density dildo 2

October 20, 2015

VixSkin Johnny review: curved and realistic dual-density dildo

When trying out another dildo I like, I ask myself: would saying that I love that other toy, be fair to the Johnny? The answer is rarely ever "yes."

Crystal Delights Crystal Twist Review: Spiral-Shaped Glass Dildo 3

October 16, 2015

Crystal Delights Crystal Twist Review: Spiral-Shaped Glass Dildo

The Crystal Delights Crystal Twist stands proudly on display when I have friends over. I have no shame. Between its unorthodoxly sexy curves and iridescent gleam, it's not hard to tell…

Tantus Magma & Splash review: dildo with drip textures 4

October 3, 2015

Tantus Magma & Splash review: dildo with drip textures

The drips are in a league all their own. I'm the umpteenth person to say that there is nothing like the Tantus Splash. The original dildo has been discontinued but reincarnated…

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