3 Skull-Themed Dildos For Spooktacular Nights In
Mix chills, thrills, eerie excitement with these hand-picked spooky dildos. The macabre marvels range from subtle to severe. Raise your...
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Maia Nala Wand Review: 5 Reasons to Love This Massager
Dear Maia Toys, I see you're trying to ride the waves of the Fun Factory Vim's success — presenting your Nala...
How the Fun Factory Vim Became My Favorite Cordless Wand
Upon turning on FUN FACTORY’s VIM wand, I only thought two words: “Oh, fuuuuuuuuck.” It immediately emanated a deep, resonant...
KinkyPop Toys Thexomite Dildo Review: thick, INTENSE textures!
This imposing monstrosity is ready to raid your cave. Thexomite's "small" size, standing 7.5" tall and 2.25" wide, is amply armored...
Solina Mega Dildos Review: Dual-Density HYPER-REALISM!
I've been dreaming of the Solina Mega cock line: hyper-realistic dual-density dildos with delicious squish, gradient-painted tips, and verdant veins...
Fun Factory Has Been Spoiling My Pussy For 10+ Years
Their marvelous engineering set many of my standards from the start — powerful pulsators often imitated but never duplicated, rumbly...
Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE Uberrime's Maxime dickmatizes me into an alternate state, Googling “visions during intimacy” shortly after...
The Orb Vibrator Review: PLASMA RAYS & Dual Motors?!
I'm bringing back a 2008 neon pop bop to match this PLASMA NEON BALL VIBRATOR's energy — because if this...
Corn Dildo Comparison: SquarePegToys vs. SelfDelve
Get ready to be husked and thrust into ecstasy. This corn will butter you up and make you cream faster...