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Review sampler: Jopen Comet Wand, Kinklab Neon Wand, LuzArte Jollet, MyStim Sizzling Simon
2014 was the year of my sexual awakening. It was the year that marked: … my first time trying a...
G-Spot & Prostate
Shots Chrystalino Champ Review: Cobalt Blue Glass G-Spot Dildo
The Chrystalino Champ is the Jack-of-All-Trades sex toy I wish I had when I was younger. Especially now that I...
Vixen Creations Randy Review: single-density dildo with girth of soda can
The Vixen Creations Randy is my personal, penetrative analog of being strapped to a Hitachi and forced to orgasm uncontrollably...
Sinclair Inspire review: big, budget-friendly, silicone vibrator for size queens
It's not hard to find an affordable and non-porous vibrator, but your options dwindle when you add "big" or "girthy"...
Bswish Bwild Deluxe Bunny Review: Why I Don't Like Rabbit Vibrators
Every time I hear the question, "Have you tried The Rabbit Vibrator?" a tiny part of me eyerolls. For one, when...
BMS Factory Swan Wand Classic Review: big, rechargeable vibrator
Ever wanted to insert the Magic Wand? Yes? The Swan Wand will be a sweet treat for you — not...
Je Joue Uma Review: Rumbly Mid-Sized Vibrator
On paper, the Je Joue Uma looked like everything I was looking for. The Je Joue Uma has many hallmarks of...
California Exotics Embrace G Wand review: triple motor rechargeable vibrator
The versatility covers all bases for me. It's delicious for quickies and long sessions alike. It's like when you're relishing...
VixSkin Johnny review: curved and realistic dual-density dildo
When trying out another dildo I like, I ask myself: would saying that I love that other toy, be fair...