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Why I Don’t Hunt For “Unicorns” / FFM Threesomes

Given a long enough timeline, practically every straight dude I’ve been with has asked me for: an FFM threesome, especially with one of my (unspecified) cis female friends butt stuff, but with only me receiving My response to the former...

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njoy Eleven 2.75 lb stainless steel dildo review

My reunion with my toy suitcase wouldn’t have been complete without kissing my njoy Eleven and sobbing. “I’ll never leave you again. Be with me. I want to be buried with you when I die.” (To my future children who...

5 Easy Ways to Have Better Sex

Partnered sex is one of the most complicated things we’re expected to teach ourselves. Some parts come naturally, while others are less intuitive at first. Here are some small adjustments in the bedroom that can have an explosive impact. Adjust...

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Uberrime Dildos mini-reviews: Dragon Claw, Splendid Large, and Amo

There are few things in this world I love collecting more than glossy, hand-marbled silicone dildos. Here are three by Uberrime Dildos that give me heart-eyes-emoji feels every time I look at them: Uberrime Splendid Large Uberrime Amo Uberrime Dragon...

Lumberjill Grace ebony wood G-spot dildo review

I gasped when I tilted the Lumberjill Grace‘s voluptuous bulge against my G-spot. The intense pressure of the wood and wicked curves could have made me come right then and there, within a matter of seconds. But when I was...