by Super Smash Cache · Published December 5, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Velvet Thruster's latest handheld fucking machine designs bring us the hard-and-fast power I know and love, and more. These new handheld fucking machines are bringing us: That last bullet point especially…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 14, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Imagine encountering (or creating) your dream cock, and how lovely it would be to customize a copy of it. You pick a partner shape, cast it in body-safe and glow-in-the-dark silicone, and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 8, 2020 · Last modified May 22, 2025
A summary of my thoughts on the Icicles No. 70 in one word — no, sound — would be, "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Not even a full-on word. Just unintelligible screaming, in the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 5, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
If you've ever wanted to fuck a cloud deity, that's what the SelfDelve Marshmallow dildo feels like. As the name suggests, the Marshmallow Sweet Treats Twisting Dildo is suuuuuuper soft,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 25, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Stuck in a sex toy sea of pink, purple, and cadaver beige? Fuck that. Nix the gendered marketing and stroll through my sex toy collection: the lush dildo forest where teals,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 16, 2020 · Last modified September 18, 2023
Imagine you're masturbating and you're about to orgasm. At exactly the critical moment, the sound of a dolphin (or maybe angry squirrel) squeaks from your hole. Your dog downstairs hears it…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 12, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Looking for your G‑spot or A‑spot? Exploring your cervical fornices and deep spots? The 321 (Blast Off) and Seahorse acrylic dildos by Lovey Productions are perfect for that! They are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 8, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Meet Trinity, an ADORABLE cloud creature who loves hugging, dancing, and cave exploring. The Trinity vibrating dildo is one of three new sex toys from Cute Little Fuckers. Their line…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 25, 2020 · Last modified September 18, 2023
There's a self-thrusting rabbit vibrator that satisfies my internal and external clitoris simultaneously — hands-free. I didn't imagine this day (nor myself) coming so soon with the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 16, 2020 · Last modified August 23, 2023
Run up the stairs. Hula-hoop. Belly dance. Hop in place. We're exploring toys with bumps and beads and internal balls that move with your body for hands-free, battery-free sensation. First…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 6, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
The iconic polka-dot LuzArte Jollet dildo is perfection, both aesthetically and as a pleasure product. I get questions about LuzArte's eye-catching designs EVERY time they're in my photos — even…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 30, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I love everything about Uberrime's dual-density dildo line! With a plethora of sizes, skin tones, and uncut heads, there's plenty of diversity to go around. I've said it before, and…