Pris Toys Sentinel review: HUGE dildo bigger than soda can
Stack two [soda cans], and that's about the size of the Pris Toys Sentinel. Yep, I've made it my job to stick large objects in my vagina and tell you…
Category: Dildos
Uberrime Astra Large review: tapered 7" A-spot dildo
The Uberrime Astra dildo is literally named after the stars — cue pun about space pants and seeing stars. I bought mine for its one-of-a-kind nebulaic color swirls, which embody…
Pris Toys Basilisk review: dual-density dildo with soda can width
Galactic glitter, girth, glow, and gloss The Pris Toys Basilisk packs it all into a wildly eye-catching semi-realistic dildo. Its dual-density silicone is just the cherry on top. Oh, and did…
Review: Velvet Thruster Prime, Nanci (FKA Abbey), Sammie, Teddy GS
Velvet Thruster's latest handheld fucking machine designs bring us the hard-and-fast power I know and love, and more. These new handheld fucking machines are bringing us: That last bullet point especially…
Clone-A-Willy Kit Review: How to Life Cast a Penis in Silicone!
Imagine encountering (or creating) your dream cock, and how lovely it would be to customize a copy of it. You pick a partner shape, cast it in body-safe and glow-in-the-dark silicone, and…
Icicles No. 70 S-curved G-spot & A-spot glass dildo review
A summary of my thoughts on the Icicles No. 70 in one word — no, sound — would be, "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Not even a full-on word. Just unintelligible screaming, in the…
Selfdelve Marshmallow Squishy Spiral Silicone Dildo Review
If you've ever wanted to fuck a cloud deity, that's what the SelfDelve Marshmallow dildo feels like. As the name suggests, the Marshmallow Sweet Treats Twisting Dildo is suuuuuuper soft,…
7 Radiant Glow-in-the-Dark Dildos to Try!
Stuck in a sex toy sea of pink, purple, and cadaver beige? Fuck that. Nix the gendered marketing and stroll through my sex toy collection: the lush dildo forest where teals,…
Iobatoys Ohmyg Review: "Super Silent" G-Spot Massager
Imagine you're masturbating and you're about to orgasm. At exactly the critical moment, the sound of a dolphin (or maybe angry squirrel) squeaks from your hole. Your dog downstairs hears it…
Review: 321 (Blast Off) & Seahorse slender S-curve dildos
Looking for your G‑spot or A‑spot? Exploring your cervical fornices and deep spots? The 321 (Blast Off) and Seahorse acrylic dildos by Lovey Productions are perfect for that! They are…
Review: Cute Little Fuckers Trinity vibrating alien dildo
Meet Trinity, an ADORABLE cloud creature who loves hugging, dancing, and cave exploring. The Trinity vibrating dildo is one of three new sex toys from Cute Little Fuckers. Their line…
Review: Happy Rabbit Curve Thrusting Rabbit & G-Spot Stroker
There's a self-thrusting rabbit vibrator that satisfies my internal and external clitoris simultaneously — hands-free. I didn't imagine this day (nor myself) coming so soon with the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit…