by Super Smash Cache · Published April 13, 2021 · Last modified September 15, 2024
I can't wait to get double-stuffed once the COVID-19 pandemic is under control. In the meantime, I can use an ejaculating dildo with my boyfriend. Romantic, right? The Strap-On-Me squirting…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 24, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Stack two [soda cans], and that's about the size of the Pris Toys Sentinel. Yep, I've made it my job to stick large objects in my vagina and tell you…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 26, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
The Uberrime Astra dildo is literally named after the stars — cue pun about space pants and seeing stars. I bought mine for its one-of-a-kind nebulaic color swirls, which embody…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 20, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Galactic glitter, girth, glow, and gloss The Pris Toys Basilisk packs it all into a wildly eye-catching semi-realistic dildo. Its dual-density silicone is just the cherry on top. Oh, and did…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 5, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Velvet Thruster's latest handheld fucking machine designs bring us the hard-and-fast power I know and love, and more. These new handheld fucking machines are bringing us: That last bullet point especially…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 14, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Imagine encountering (or creating) your dream cock, and how lovely it would be to customize a copy of it. You pick a partner shape, cast it in body-safe and glow-in-the-dark silicone, and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 8, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
A summary of my thoughts on the Icicles No. 70 in one word — no, sound — would be, "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" Not even a full-on word. Just unintelligible screaming, in the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 5, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
If you've ever wanted to fuck a cloud deity, that's what the SelfDelve Marshmallow dildo feels like. As the name suggests, the Marshmallow Sweet Treats Twisting Dildo is suuuuuuper soft,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 25, 2020 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Stuck in a sex toy sea of pink, purple, and cadaver beige? Fuck that. Nix the gendered marketing and stroll through my sex toy collection: the lush dildo forest where teals,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 16, 2020 · Last modified September 18, 2023
Imagine you're masturbating and you're about to orgasm. At exactly the critical moment, the sound of a dolphin (or maybe angry squirrel) squeaks from your hole. Your dog downstairs hears it…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 12, 2020 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Looking for your G‑spot or A‑spot? Exploring your cervical fornices and deep spots? The 321 (Blast Off) and Seahorse acrylic dildos by Lovey Productions are perfect for that! They are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 8, 2020 · Last modified July 19, 2024
Meet Trinity, an ADORABLE cloud creature who loves hugging, dancing, and cave exploring. The Trinity vibrating dildo is one of three new sex toys from Cute Little Fuckers. Their line…