by Super Smash Cache · Published February 19, 2020 · Last modified July 5, 2023
It's not easy to share your darkest thoughts with someone and trust that they'll understand — let alone advise with a harmonious balance between acceptance and growth. And when a therapist doesn't hear you out, it takes only a minute…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 13, 2020 · Last modified January 21, 2025
After British Vogue interviewed Emma Watson, the media fixated on the 20 seconds where she talked about being single and "self-partnered." It was a conversation where she spoke about mental health, her place in the world as an activist, history…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 31, 2020 · Last modified March 12, 2024
When I reveal that I'm a sex toy reviewer, I sometimes hear variations of "Really?! But you're so quiet/wholesome/[insert another synonym for demure]!" On a bad day, I might clap back, "I'm sorry— I didn't realize that introversion meant not…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 12, 2020 · Last modified March 11, 2024
If you're a regular reader of my blog, you probably already agree that dildos can be highly collectible pieces of art. They're functional tools, but it sure as hell helps me get excited when I find a dildo aesthetically pleasing.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 23, 2019 · Last modified March 11, 2024
In the current gig economy, you've probably heard Millennial femme friends joke about sugar babying, financial domination, or selling used panties to pay off student loans. Or just for extra spending money. It's not a myth— there's no shortage of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 18, 2019 · Last modified March 11, 2024
SEX BLOGGING COMES WITH PERKS LIKE JACKING OFF FOR WORK, BUT DOWNSIDES LIKE TRAVEL LIMITATIONS. THE RIGHT TO BUY SEX TOYS IS ONE THAT I ADMITTEDLY TAKE FOR GRANTED. It's not a minor privilege. Without dildos, I couldn't effectively massage…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 25, 2019 · Last modified March 12, 2024
An escort's job is to make fantasies happen, immersing clients in the experience. It often goes beyond physical gratification to include psychological captivation and emotional comfort. And for that, I have mad respect for their skill sets. Here are four…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 21, 2019 · Last modified March 12, 2024
Given a long enough timeline, practically every straight dude I've been with has asked me for: an FFM threesome, especially with one of my (unspecified) cis female friends butt stuff, but with only me receiving My response to the former used…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 14, 2019 · Last modified January 24, 2025
[Content warning: this post contains recollection of sexual assault. If that's a hard topic for you, skip #5.] I wish we talked about chlamydia the way we talk about strep throat. It's not the infection that terrifies people — a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 23, 2019 · Last modified March 12, 2024
New Year's resolutions should be fun! The more high-spirited you are about them, the more likely you are to keep them. Fortunately, modifying one's appearance can be just as fun as showing off the results afterward. 1. Setting aside a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 27, 2018 · Last modified September 19, 2023
Back in 2018, I had the freedom to display what I (at the time thought) was a metric fuckton of toys. Times have changed a lot: I have way more now! But I have fond memories of the built-in bookshelf…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 4, 2018 · Last modified March 12, 2024
Social media detoxing can be a radical self-care step in today's hyper-connected world. Of course, I'm hardly the first to say that. Telling someone to quit Facebook (or just cut down) is kind of like telling them to meditate, express…