Best Places to (Safely) Buy Sex Toys

Artisan attention to detail meets big-business selection — all handmade by a tiny team of lovely people. There are so many reasons I love Uberrime Dildos: the studio listens to reviewer feedback, stocks sizes and colors galore, expands on less-known ways to play.

Dee's Big Daddies stocks cartoonish cocks from average to colossal — five sizes, five skin tones (25 swatches overall, and counting), two supple silicone softness levels, some with balls, some without balls, many with asymmetry and foreskin and some top-heavy and some tapered. Get them with a flat base or a Vac-U-Lock port for connecting to a fucking machine. Take 10% off Dee's Big Daddies with discount code SUPER

Velvet Thruster makes theeee besssttt handheld fucking machines. They're powerful, modular (multiple attachment head options), and compact without sacrificing juice. Take 25% off your Velvet Thruster order using discount code SUPER25

You might know Crave as the company that made the vibrator necklace in the 2010s. Elegance is their claim to fame, and they also make my favorite clitoral mini-vibrator with clit-hugging pinpoint tips and maximum travel-friendliness. Just read my rave review of the Crave Duet Classic already. Take 15% off with code SMASH

Powerful, premium sex machines, with options for adjustable stroke length and Bluetooth control. As far as full-sized fucking machines go, there's not much else I'd recommend. Take $29 off my favorite Hismith sex machine with code 7RXUDV1S

Luxurious stainless steel dildos and plugs with bullet cavity slots for vibration — a rare find in the toy industry! Take 20% off with code SUPER20

Womanizer makes the original air pulse clitoral massager, often imitated and never duplicated. The luxury price tag comes with quality — as long as you stick to the tried-and-true designs and steer clear of the gimmicks. Take 14% off with discount code AFF-SUPERSMASH

Affordable borosilicate glass dildos from classic to kooky for all your hot spots.. Read more about why I love glass dildos or shop these seductively slick sculptures now. Take 25% off your Gläs toys order with code SUPERSMASHCACHE

Unique hand-poured silicone sex toys for monster lovers — dildos, clitoral grinders, ovipositors, silicone eggs, and more!

Think of Blush Novelties as the Forever 21 of sex toys. They have everything and keep an eye on fan favorites and consumer trends to bring you bang for your buck. Take 20% off your first Blush Vibes order.

Valm takes something seemingly simple — a realistic cock — and offers one shape in many sizes, colors, and densities. Mid-sized dildo in a flesh tone, or huge and hefty with squisky skin and a tip that melds against your fingers and walls? Pick your penchant.

Manwan makes pleasure toys for penises, from the flagship Man Wand Evo — a wand that wraps around the wang — to the Sub One's supercharged tapping sensations. Use code SUPERSMASHCACHE for 5% off.

Tantus is one of the OGs of silicone dildos and plugs. They've been around for a long time and have options galore — rock-hard, super soft, big and small, textured and smooth. Keep an eye out for flash sales!

Zumio makes pinpoint and rumbly oscillators for laserlike precision on the clitoris. Their tips are so tight that there's enough room on my clitoris for a tongue and a Zumio at the same time!