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Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble. Get in there! (Yeah, yeah!) I was not expecting the BestVibe Phoenix to...

My spirit slightly sinks whenever I see that damn U‑shaped Bellesa Airvibe promoted on Instagram. It's not going to fit...

Le Wand didn’t get the memo to be a first-rate version of themselves rather than a second-rate version of someone...

Dear Viben Fierce wand, You had so much potential, but that’s a mere mirage when faced with a fatal flaw....

Remember that G‑spotty Velvet Thruster dildo attachment I helped design in 2019? (Of course, you do; there’s an old picture...

The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped...

One of these California Exotics Slay mini-vibes gave me 27 orgasms in one session — but the other two belong...

Rumbly vibrators splash when dipped in water. Run-of-the-mill buzzy ones make tiny ripples — and the Doc Johnson iVibe Select...

Imagine you're masturbating and you're about to orgasm. At exactly the critical moment, the sound of a dolphin (or maybe...

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