Review: Moon Rider Unicorn Dildo by Creature Cocks
This unicorn horn dildo isn't just tapered and textured — Creature Cocks’ Moon Rider screws inside with its intensely helix-spiraled...
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Review: Uncover Creations Ovipositor Dildo & Tentacle Grinder III
Abduct to fuck and feed your need to breed I'm sharing my feral field notes about Uncover Creations' tentacle sex...
Uberrime Damn Alien Review: Beaded G-Spot Massager
“Why wear one string [of pearls] when you can wear two?” – Coco Chanel As my pussy wrapped the plethora of...
Review: Pelle Orange Slice & Gummy Worm Grinding Toys
Soft candy-inspired cushions for pushin’ It was a statistical inevitability: squishy silicone grinding toys inspired by gummy candy. Meet Pelle...
Review: Uberrime Happy (Boner) Snowman Dildo
This snowman dildo loves warm (and snug) hugs and won't melt away inside. Its misplaced “carrot” boner and buxom booty...
Pris Toys Syren Review: Textured A-Spot Dildo for Deep Penetration!
My pussy throbbed at first sight of the Pris Toys Syren. Its big, beefy build and paisley liquid-like drips grip...
BestVibe Phoenix Self-Thrusting Monster Dildo Review
Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble. Get in there! (Yeah, yeah!) I was not expecting the BestVibe Phoenix to...
Review: Je Joue Amour, Duet, and Vita rumbly bullet vibrators
Deliciously basslike vibrations in 3 petite packages! What do the following have in common? They’re all whimsical but functional shapes...
Uberrime Kraken's Revenge Tentacle Dildo Review
I did say that the Kraken's Revenge tentacle dildo was the most extra Uberrime design I had ever seen, but...