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Only one of these toys gets my seal of approval. Several readers asked what I thought of Lem, the super...

Microdosing Botticelli's Venus by wearing this shell-shaped Bluetooth panty vibrator. Honey Play Box's Pearl 2 is one of the cutest...

“Oh, fuck,” I whimpered at the Uberrime Big Damn Alien's first thrust against my cervix. The Big Damn Alien dildo...

It's no mystery why petite lipstick-style vibrators are popular. All that adds up when marketing to a younger audience in...

Mix chills, thrills, eerie excitement with these hand-picked spooky dildos. The macabre marvels range from subtle to severe. Raise your...

I'm bringing back a 2008 neon pop bop to match this PLASMA NEON BALL VIBRATOR's energy — because if this...

Get ready to be husked and thrust into ecstasy. This corn will butter you up and make you cream faster...

ENDEARING. AESTHETIC. OVERWHELMING. FORMIDABLE FINGER FLITTING. Is Pink Punch Dream Bunny the “first experience of love,” as the product page...

How this Clandestine Devices redeemed itself in the eyes of independent sex toy reviewers The Mimic+ Plus cups my clit...

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